today is da worst day........

There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his
drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes
the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.

The poor man starts crying.

The truck driver says: "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll
buy you another drink. I just can't see a man crying."

"No, it's not that. Today day is the worst of my life. First, I
overslept and late to an important meeting. My boss, outrageous,
fired me. When I left the building to my car, I found out it was
stolen. The police, they said they could do nothing. I got a cab
to return home, and after I paid the cab driver and the cab had gone,
I found that I left my whole wallet in the cab. I got home only to
find my wife was in bed with the gardener. I left home and came to
this bar. And when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you
show up and drink my poison ..."


lol