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A couple had two little boys, ages eight and ten, who
>were excessively mischievous.
>The two were always getting into trouble and their
>parents could be confident that if any mischief
>occurred in their town, their two young
>sons were involved in some capacity. The parents were
>at their wit's end as to what to
>do about their sons' behavior.
>The parents had heard that a clergyman in town had
>been successful in disciplining
>children in the past, so they contacted him, and he
>agreed to give it his best shot. He
>asked to see the boys individually, so the
>eight-year-old was sent to meet with him
>first.
>
>The clergyman sat the boy down and asked him sternly,
>"Where is God?"
>The boy made no response, so the clergyman repeated
>the question in an even sterner
>tone, "Where is God?"
>Again the boy made no attempt to answer, so the
>clergyman raised his voice even more
>and shook his finger in the boy's face, "WHERE IS
>GOD?"
>At that, the boy bolted from the room, ran directly
>home, and slammed himself in his
>closet. His older brother followed him into the closet
>and said, "What happened?"
>The younger brother replied,
>
>"We are in BIG trouble this time. God is missing and
>they think we did it!"
>