new_beau
Age: 124
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United Arab Emirates, United Arab Emirates
Enjoy Some Jokes Folks
MARUTI FOR SALE
The phone rang in the obituary department of the local newspaper. 'How much does it cost to have an obituary printed'? asked mister Santa Singh. 'It's 50 Rupees a word, sir,' the clerk replied politely. 'Fine,' said Santa Singh after a moment. 'Okay then, write this down: 'Banta - dead'.' 'That's all?' asked the clerk disbelievingly. 'That's it.' 'I'm sorry sir, I should have told you - there's a five word minimum.' 'Yes, you should've,' snapped the Santa. Now let me think a minute... okay, here goes: Banta dead. Maruti for Sale.'
