ZaM
Age: 124
Total Posts: 591
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Location:
United Arab Emirates, United Arab Emirates
GIRLS AND GUYZ
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The problems with girls:
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Girls,
They're beautiful(it's true)
They think they really beautiful(huhhh!??)
They think they're nice(not really actually)
They're sensitive(sometimes,who cares,peoples are sick of that)
But,
If guys say you're pretty."No,I'm not"
If guys say someone else is pretty,You'll get jealous
If guys say you're weak,You'll say you're strong(Yelah tuu..)
If guys treat you rough,"Hey,I'm a lady!!"
If guys say you can't cook,You'll get angry and but if you cook.......YEAKKKSSSSS(GOD knows)
The fact is
They aren't always nice
They aren't always sweet
They aren't always good
They aren't always generous
They are dangerous
They are a HEARTSHATTERED
They are a HEARTBREAKER
Do boys really care about what girls think and say about them(guys)?
NO....(and go bullsh*t yourselves)
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The problems with GUYS:
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Guys,
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
If u ! are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u are like ! a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u. (Bullsh*t)
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u ar e too ! SENSITIVE!! & sooo hard to please!!!!!
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The moral of the story is boys n girls are the same.......which morally means......nobody's perfect !!!!