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QUEEN VICTORIA

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Lahore, Pakistan
Your parents are insisting you to get married to a girl and they show photos of girls of their choice....


1) DHIKHAVE PE NA JAAO APNI AKAL LAGAAO --- Sprite

2)You would like to search for a girl on your own GO FOR YAHOO SEARCH --- Yahoo.com

3)You are invited to a party where you come across a lot of girls.

4)WHENEVER YOU SEE COLOUR THINK OF US --- Jhenson & Nicholson

5)You are altogether confused, as all the girls are pretty
DOONDTHE RAHA JAAOGE --- Surf Excel.

6)At last you find a girl, whom you wish to propose, the chances are.. ---
FIFTY FIFTY --- Britannia Biscuits.

7)At last you muster up courage and tell her..
I LOVE YOU RASNA --- Rasna

8)She stares at you for a while and says?
LET'S TALK --- Escotel Prepaid Cellular

8)During the ensuing conversation she politely refuses your offer.
ZOR KA JATKA ZARA DHEERE SE LAGE ----- Mirinda

9)And your heart breaks...
IT JOINS EVERYTHING EXCEPT BROKEN HEARTS --- QuickFix

10)But you still can?t get her off your mind?
GO GET IT --- Visa Power

11)At last she relents, when you give her
CORNNETTO --- Pyar Ka Naya Funda

12)Next day you take her for a ride on your bike..
NEIGHBOURS ENVY OWNERS PRIDE --- Onida TV

13)While going on the bike her father sees both of you and now
TASTE THE THUNDER --- Thums Up.

14)But at last he also agrees as you are..
MADE FOR EACH OTHER --- Wills

15)Then comes your marriage and
EVERYONEs INVITED --- Samsung

16)During the marriage the pundit recites the mantra?
YEH FEVICOL KA MAZBOOTH JODE HAI TOOTEGA NAHI --- Fevicol

17)Then starts ......
THE GOOD LIFE --- Air Tel.

queen victoria38002.4622453704
Posted 16 Jan 2004

thisis for guyssss.....

    what if girl choose?
Posted 16 Jan 2004

madmax says
nice
Posted 16 Jan 2004

PumpKin says
the same
lol
Posted 17 Jan 2004

lolz ... subha babool ki tu din tumhara ...


Posted 27 Jan 2004

hein hein hein wol..
Posted 30 Jan 2004

line maar raha hay ... ;) ... was in Advertisment
Posted 31 Jan 2004

WARMTH OF LOVE said:

line maar raha hay ... ;) ... was in Advertisment



oh yeh kaam bhi kartay hain aap
Posted 31 Jan 2004

nai wol mei ne aj tak aisa advertisement nahi dekha..
Posted 02 Feb 2004

tarash says
nice one
Posted 03 Feb 2004

kia nice hae tarash?
Posted 03 Feb 2004

Guest_005 says
london_ki_hoor said:

kia nice hae tarash?

TARASH NICE HAI ....BUT NICE IS BISCUIT .....TO TARASH KIA BISCUIT HUA......LO AB TARSH KO KHANA PARAY GA.........
Posted 06 Feb 2004

ITNA NAHI KAHTE ADI..MMOTE HOJAO GE..
Posted 07 Feb 2004

tarash says
just_adiii9 said:

london_ki_hoor said:

kia nice hae tarash?

TARASH NICE HAI ....BUT NICE IS BISCUIT .....TO TARASH KIA BISCUIT HUA......LO AB TARSH KO KHANA PARAY GA.........

bachoo kha kar dekho
lug pata jaye ga
Posted 08 Feb 2004

Guest_005 says
tarash said:

just_adiii9 said:

london_ki_hoor said:

kia nice hae tarash?

TARASH NICE HAI ....BUT NICE IS BISCUIT .....TO TARASH KIA BISCUIT HUA......LO AB TARSH KO KHANA PARAY GA.........

bachoo kha kar dekho
lug pata jaye ga
kia lag jay ......Pata ....par kis ka pata ......
Posted 08 Feb 2004

tarash ka..
Posted 10 Feb 2004

london_ki_hoor said:

nai wol mei ne aj tak aisa advertisement nahi dekha..


hai na indian add babool toothpaste ka
Posted 11 Feb 2004

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