Shahrukh Khan
Age: 124
Total Posts: 43596
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Netherlands, Netherlands
This is a warning for women planning to marry software engineers in the form of a conversation between a husband (software engineer) and his wife. Look before you leap!!!
SCENE:
A wife is waiting for her husband who is a software engineer. After some time, the husband arrives.
HUSBAND:
(Opening the door and entering in) Hi dear! I am LOGGED IN.
WIFE: & nbsp;
Thanks god that you have arrived. Have u brought the saree?
HUSBAND:
BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME.
WIFE: & nbsp;
But I told you about it in the morning.
HUSBAND:
ERRONEOUS SYNTAX. ABORT, RETRY, CANCEL.
WIFE: & nbsp;
O my God.... Ok forget it. Tell me where's your salary?
HUSBAND:
FILE IN USE, READ ONLY,TRY AFTER SOME TIME.
WIFE: & nbsp;
At least give me your credit card. So that I can do some shopping.
HUSBAND:
SHARING VIOLATION. ACCESS DENIED.
WIFE: & nbsp;
I made a mistake in marrying you.
HUSBAND:
DATA TYPE MISMATCH.
WIFE: & nbsp;
You are useless.
HUSBAND:
BY DEFAULT.
WIFE: & nbsp;
Who was there in the car with you this morning?
HUSBAND:
SYSTEM UNSTABLE. PRESS ANY KEY TO REBOOT.
WIFE: & nbsp;
Ok. leave it. Would you like to have some snacks?
HUSBAND:
HARD DISK FULL.
WIFE: & nbsp;
What is the relation between you and your receptionist?
HUSBAND:
THE ONLY USER WITH RIGHT PERMISSION.
WIFE: & nbsp;
What is my value in your life?
HUSBAND:
UNKNOWN VIRUS DETECTED!!!
WIFE: & nbsp;
Do you love me or your computer?
HUSBAND:
TOO MANY PARAMETERS.
WIFE: & nbsp;
I will go to my dad’s house!!!
HUSBAND:
PROGRAMME PERFORMED ILLEGAL OPERATION. IT WILL CLOSE.
WIFE: & nbsp;
I will leave you for ever!!!
HUSBAND:
CLOSE ALL PROGRAMMES AND LOG IN FOR ANOTHER USER.
WIFE: & nbsp;
It is worthless talking to you husband. Shut down the computer.
WIFE: & nbsp;
I am going.
HUSBAND:
ITS NOW SAFE TO TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER.
