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QUEEN VICTORIA

Age: 124
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INTERESTING PHONE CONVERSATION

K-"Who's calling?"
W-"Watt."
K-"What is your name, please?"
W-"Watt's my name."
K-"That's what I asked you. What's your name?"
W-"That's what I told you. Watt's my name."

     A long pause, and then from Watt,

W-"Is this James Brown?"
K-"No, this is Knott."
W-"Please tell me your name."
K-"Will Knott."

W-Why not?
K-Huh? What do you mean why not?
W-Yeah! Why won't you tell me your name?
K-But I told you my name!
W-Didn't you say you will not?
K-Not not, knott, Will Knott!
W-That's what I mean.
K-So you know my name.
W-Of course not!
K-Good. So now, what is yours?
W-Watt. Yours?
K-Your name!
W-Watt's my name.
K-How the hell do I know? I am asking you!
W-Look I have been very patient and I have told you my
    name and you have not even told me yours yet.
K-You have been patient, what about me? I have told
    you my name so many times and it is you who have not
    told me yours yet.
W-Of course not!
K-See, you even know my name!
W-Of course not!
K-Then why do you keep saying of course Knott?
W-Because I don't.

[Pause]

K-What is your name?
W-See, you know my name!
K-Of course not!
W-Then why do you keep asking Watt is your name?
K-To find out your name!
W-But you already know it!
K-What?
W-See, and you know mine!
K-Of course not!
W-Exactly!

K-Listen, listen, wait; if I asked you what your name
    is, what will be your answer?
W-Watt's my name.
K-No, no, give me only one word.
W-Watt
K-Your name!
W-Right!

[pause before it hits him]

K-Oh, Wright!
W-Yeah!
K-So why didn't you say it before?
W-I told you so many times!
K-You never said Wright before
W-Of course I did.
K-Ok I won't argue any more. Do you know my name?
W-I do not.
K-Well, there you go, now we know each other's name.
W-I do not!
K-Good!

[pause before it hits him]

W-Oh, Guud!
K-Good.
W-No wonder, it took me so long, is that Dutch?
K-No, it's Knott!
W-Oh, okay. At least the names are clear now Guud.
K-Yes Wright.

Posted 12 Feb 2004

no reply
Posted 17 Feb 2004

STANDARD says
understanding
Posted 17 Feb 2004

~Fragi~ says
oh so kewl mein ney aaj dekha hai




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Posted 17 Feb 2004

Guest_005 says
queen victoria said:

no reply

achi hai ...............thik hai ab.......
Posted 02 Mar 2004

wawooooo damn kewl
Posted 03 Mar 2004

just_adiii9 said:

queen victoria said:

no reply

achi hai ...............thik hai ab.......

achha to aap nay BHI parh li....par kaisay
Posted 05 Mar 2004

Guest_005 says
AAP NAY KAHA THA NA K NO REPLY .............KAR TO DIA THA REPLY.....WAISAY ADII CHOTAY CHOTAY AHSAN KARTA REHTA HAI........AINDA KOI KAAM HO TO BATANA........Dictionry   main say daikh daikh kar............
Posted 05 Mar 2004

lol @ aadi
Posted 07 Mar 2004

tarash says
conversation k mazey mein reply yaad hi nahin rahi
Posted 07 Mar 2004

just_adiii9 said:

AAP NAY KAHA THA NA K NO REPLY .............KAR TO DIA THA REPLY.....WAISAY ADII CHOTAY CHOTAY AHSAN KARTA REHTA HAI........AINDA KOI KAAM HO TO BATANA........Dictionry   main say daikh daikh kar............



ha haq very funny.....wt a joke
Posted 10 Mar 2004

Guest_005 says
queen victoria said:

just_adiii9 said:

AAP NAY KAHA THA NA K NO REPLY .............KAR TO DIA THA REPLY.....WAISAY ADII CHOTAY CHOTAY AHSAN KARTA REHTA HAI........AINDA KOI KAAM HO TO BATANA........Dictionry   main say daikh daikh kar............



ha haq very funny.....wt a joke
Posted 12 Mar 2004

friend_16 says


ye tu yaheen ka joke lagta hai...
Posted 12 Mar 2004

waah....wat a conversation
1st time seen dis kinda coversation
keep it up queen victoria g
Posted 14 Mar 2004

~Fragi~ says
friend_16 said:



ye tu yaheen ka joke lagta hai...



yahan per kab sey wat nott agaye hain
Posted 14 Mar 2004

it requires time & time to read & understand it.
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Posted 14 Mar 2004

~Fragi~ says
na its short n simple
Posted 14 Mar 2004

tarash says
Flirting_devil said:

it requires time & time to read & understand it.
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aap k paas
time bhi hai
read bhi kar laina
laikin

understand wali baat mushkil hai
Posted 15 Mar 2004

Flirting_devil said:

it requires time & time to read & understand it.
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kuch parh likh laitay to aaj yeh na hota na
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