Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ?
Mind u - it's really very very urgent,
damn serious and very imp .....
I'm playing cards and
we've misplaced the JOKER.
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Good looks catch the eyes but
Good Personality catches the heart,
You are blessed with both!.
FLATTERED?. Don't Be,
it was sent to me,
I just wanted you to read it.
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Good morning...Have u done two of the most
important things when you wake up today?
1)Pray, so that u may live...
2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
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I saw something in a shop window.
It was stunning, cute, simply adorable.
I was supposed 2 buy it 4 u,
then I realised it was my reflection. :)
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To live a life, one needs brains, reflex,
perception, looks, IQ, knowledge, way of
____expression
& many more mental qualities. Hats off 2 u coz u
manage 2 live without them.
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Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I
asked 4 "world peace". That's
impossible, he said. Then I asked him 2 give u
brain. He said
"Let me try world peace"
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From Moon to Sun,
From Jan To Dec,
From birth till my death,
my feelings 4u have never changed.
For me, you've always been...........
a headache !
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1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U &ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME...
just U & ME sitting in a
MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.
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I cannot hide this from u any more. I don't want
2 hurt u and I feel it's
best if I tell u, before
you hear it from someone else ............ Potato
Prices Have Gone Up !
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If u save this msg, it means I'm cute.
If u edit this, I'm still cute.
If u fwd this, u r spreading that i'm cute &
if u erase this, u r jealous of
me coz i'm cute!
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This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds.
5....
4....
3....
2....
1....
Error : No Brain Detected !!
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I mixed RUM in water and got drunk.
I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk.
I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again.
Now I have decided never to drink water again !!!
SARDARJI JOKES
Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road... why?
Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the Office.
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A Sardarni had 8 sons all named Karan. On asking how she managed to call one in particular.
She replied: That's easy. I call them by their surname !
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Koi Sardarji apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha ki achanak bijli chamki, badal
garje, jor se baarish shuru hui dukhi aadmi bola:
Lagta hai pahunch gai.
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Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside and closes it.
Wife observes the whole episode.
Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife askes Why are you doing this?
Sardar replies: Doctor told to check sugar level regularly.
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What is the full form of singh: S-sardar I-insaan N-nahi
G-gadha H-hai.
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Angry Sardar-Oye mein is duniya ko mita dunga - mita dunga mita dunga.
Another sardar standing besides said mein tujhe rubber nahi dunga.
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Santa singh: Can u spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Banta singh: Post office.
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Sardar on cycle hit lady accidently, lady says," break nahi mar sakta tha kya?
Sardar replies "break ka kya hai, poori cycle to mar di..."
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Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar
idhar-udhar chalte the, woh kya soch rahe
honge....think.........
"SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI"
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A friend asks sardar how was ur exam?
Sardar: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of THINK.
I thought, thought & finally i wrote 'THUNK'.
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Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.
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Sardarni asks her lover,"Santa dear, if we get engaged, will u give me a ring?"
"Sure" replies santa. "Whats ur phone no?"
Only For Urdu Readers
1. reh reh kar mujh ko ek hi khayal ata hay
woh kambukht na janay kon say sabun say nahata hay
2. dabbay main dabba dabbay main khargosh
larki nay ankh mari larka behosh
3. na tum chut(terrace) per atin
na main deewana hota
na tum patthar martin
na main kana hota
4. jo ek galti karay woh anjan
jo 2 galti karay woh nadan
jo 3 galti karay woh shaitan
jo galtion pay galti karay woh hindustan
jo har galti maaf karay woh pakistan
5. taj mehal ki dewaron per aaj bhi likha hua hay
yahan thookna mana hay yahan thookna mana hay
6. yeh kon sa jaam tum nay hamain piladiya
is sar phiray ka sara system hiladiya
7. meray marnay kay baad meray doston
yun ansoo na bahana
agar yaad aye to
seedhay upar chalay ana
8. Andheri raat thi, woh mere saath thi
main uske upar tha, woh mere neeche thi
haathon mein haath the, pairon mein per
bura mat maanana woh meri cycle thi
9. Woh ladki kitni pyaari thi, jis ko aankh maari thi
Woh sendal kitni bhaari thi, jo us ney sar per maari thi
10. Wo larayeee hi kya JISME DO CHAAR Gaaliyan na ho .....
ARE Wo SASURAAL HI kya jahan koi Saali na ho!!
11. Chappal chhoti ho to
Pair me nahi aati
Biwi moti ho to
Darwaze me nahi aati
12. ANOTHER DEFINITION OF BHAIYA-
B- BADA
H- HANDSOM
A- AUR
I- INTELLIGENT
Y- YAAR
A- APNA
13. college jaana hai har haal mein,
ladkyon ko phasana hai apne jaal mein.
14 . Khush rahe tu sada yeh dua hai meri
Teri premika hi ban jaaye bhabhi teri
