Joan_of_Arc
Age: 124
Total Posts: 24
Points: 0
Location:
Moldova, Moldova
1. I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, and therefore I'm
perfect. [:$]
2. If I save time, when do I get it back? [LOL]
3. I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone
equally. [:s]
4. Take my advice, I don't use it anyway. [=D>]
5. The statement below is true.
The statement above is false.
6. Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your
absence. [8(]
7. A conscience does not prevent sin. It only
prevents you from enjoying it.
8. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not
for you. [LOL]
9. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines
who's left. [xx(]
10. Best way to prevent hangover is to stay drunk.
11. Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the
unexpected become the expected?
12. If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your
stupidity. [:(]
13.I was born intelligent - education ruined me. [8(]
14.If it's true that we are here to help others, then,
what exactly are the others here for? [;)]
15.Since light travels faster than sound, people
appear bright Until you hear them speak. [}:)]
16.The Best of Provebs
Should women have children after 35?
No, 35 children are enough [:^(]
17.Living on Earth may be expensive...
but it includes an annual free trip around the
Sun.. [:)]
18.Your future depends on your dreams
So go to sleep ! [|)]
19.A good discussion is like a miniskirt;
Short enough to pertain interest and long enough
to cover the subject [=D>]
