True Friendz

Friend,
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> When you are sad...I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the ******* who made you sad.
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> When you are blue...I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
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> When you smile...I'll know you finally got some.
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> When you are scared...I will tease you about it every chance I get.
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> When you are worried...I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse > it could be and to quit whining.
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> When you are confused...I will use little words to explain it to your dumb> ass.
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> When you are sick...stay away from me until you're well again. I
don't want what you've got.
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> When you fall...I will try to keep from laughing.
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> This is my oath, I pledge 'til the end. Why you ask? > Because you're my friend.
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Always remember:
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> A friend will help you move.
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> A really good friend will help you move a body.