QUEEN VICTORIA
Age: 124
Total Posts: 26285
Points: 0
Location:
Lahore, Pakistan
Q1:- Cat Aur RABBIT Main Kia Farq Hota Hay ?
ANS:- Cat Ki Dum Aur RABBIT K Kaan Lambay Hotay Hain.
Q2:- Elephant K Jism Main Ajeeb Cheez Kia Hoti Hay ?
Ans:- Us Ka Left Kaan Buhat Bara Aur Right Kaan Left Kaan K Barabar Hota Hay
Q3:- Aaj Kal HORSE Ki Sawari Main Kis QISAM Ki Kami Mehsoos Ki Jaati Hay?
ANS:- Horse Main REVERSE Ghear Nahin Hota.
Q4:- Daur Main TORTOISE , RABBIT Say Kaisay Jeeta?
Ans:- Rabbit K PILAG Main Kachra Aanay Ki Waja Say.
Q5:- Har BHOONKNAY Wala DOG Kaatta Kyon Nahin Hay?
Ans:- Kyon K Woh Yeh Hi Samajhta Hay K Jab Kaatna Hi Hay Tu Bhoonknay Say Kia Faida.
Q6:- Donkey Ziada Weight Uthaanay Wala animal Kyon Samjha Jaata Hay.
Ans:- Is leiye K Woh DONKEY Hay.
Q7:- Achi Aur Buri Biwi Main Kia Farq Hay?
Ans:- Kia Mutlab ?BIWIYAAN Achi Bhi Hoti Hain Kia!!! .
Q9:- Biwi Tu Apni MAA K Kehnay Par Chalti Hay, Kia BETA Bhi MAA K Kehnay Par Chalta Hay?
Ans:- Ji Haan! Woh Bhi MAA K Kehnay Par Chalta Hay Laikin Apnay BACHOON Ki MAA K.
Q10:- Biwi Aur Saali Main Kon Ziada Achi Hoti Hay ?
Ans:- SAALI Behtar Hay . KAASH Woh Biwi K Baghair Mil Sakti.
Q:11: Kya Tv DEkhnay Say Ankhain Kharab Ho Jati Hain ???
Ans: PTV Dekhnay say tou Demag KHarab ho Jata hai ;)
Q12:- ullo Or Net Girls Main Kia Farq Hai ?
Ans:- Hehehehheh Ullo Tu Ullo Hay Or Larkioon Ko Tu Ullo Banaya Jata Hai Hehehehehe....
Q12:- Larkioon Ko Phansanay Ka Kia Tarika Hai?
Ans:- Larkian Khood Phans Jaati Hain Bhari Bus Main..
PAHELI
Q13:- Gadhay Ko Bandha Howa Hai Batain Woh Door Pari Ghass Kaisay Khay Ga ??
Har Mani??
Kia App Nay Har Mani Kia???????
Waqaii Har Manii Kia
Abb Bool Bhi Do Yar
Mannn Li Na Harr
Gadhay Nay Bhi Man Li Thee
HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa
waise sahi to hia k achi aur woh bhi biwi neba
