WAQAS aur FARHAN do BHAI log rehta hai. BHAI log bolay tou mutlab kee judrwaan . Lekin dono main farq bolay tou koi farak nahi. WAQAS ik dum halka re ( halka bole tou larkioon k maphik harkatein karta hay ).FARHAN abi kuch theek. To kya hota hai maloom? WAQAS tou bachpan say, woh kya boltay hain usko.. Rootloo ..bolay to ik dam larkioon ke maphik roona shroo kardeta hay ....
To FARHAN jo bhi maangta hai na...WAQAS ko woh maang ta-ich hai.
FARHAN ko gudriya mili to WAQAS ko bhi maangta tha...(salay larkay hoo k GUriYAa se kheltay thay :P)
FARHAN ko kangan mila to WAQAS ko bhi mangta hai. Farhan ko Ladies Suit milta hay tou waqas ko bhi woh pehenna mangta hay (oeey maa yeh to naam k larkai hain harkatain sare larkiyoon wale hai ) .
Aisa kartay kartay bees saal guzar gaya baap.
Tou na kia hoowa maloom? FARHAN ka shaadi ik dum karodr-pati ladrki kay saath hota hai. Aur WAQAS ik phateechar say shaadi banata hai.
Shadi k baad farhaan ke bv Fridge lete hay , tou Waqas ke bv ko bhi fridge mangta hay woh beechara idhar udhar haath paoon maar kar k le ata hay . thoray time k baad Farhaan Ac Khareedta hay tou waqas ke bv ko bhi AC mangta hay , ab beechara waqas AC ko kahan afford kar sakta tha woh apne bv ko mana kar deta hay k yeh mein nay la sakta tou os ke bv os ko dhamke dete hay k agar tou Ac nahi laaya tou mein tujhe tapka daloonge ,,, samjha
ab waqas daar k maray haan tou kar deta hay k mein AC le aoonga par woh yeh har waqt yahi soochta hay k woh AC layega kahan se
phr aik din AAchanak
os k
Zeehan mein
aik Khayal ata hay
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OS ko aachanak yaad ata hay k aik baar Farhan ko gift mein ladies suit mila tha
bas phr kya tha
woh yeh suit pehen kar
mohallay mein chala jata hay
aur beech choorahay par khara hoo
kar nachna shroo kar deta hay
deekhte hi deekhte itna rush lag jata hay
aur jab nach nach kar woh thak jata hay tou phr sabe se
paisa leta hay
aur phr apne bv k lya AC khareed kar le aaata hay ( US DIn k baad se woh WAQAS nachnai wale bai k naam se mashoor ho jata hai)
phir kya tha jab koi shadi hoo jab kise k yahan khusi ka koi moka hoo waqas puhanch jata nachnai k leyai !
Ab Farhan Apne bv k lya gari khareedleta hay , tou Waqas ke bv ko bhi GAri chahiye hote hay ,, woh kafi zidd karte hay k mujhe bhi gari chahiye par waqas kehta hay k meray pass paisay nahi hein mein gareeb kangla kidhar se paisay laoonga gari k lya ,,tab woh os ko dhamke dete hay k agar tune mujhe gari nahi lakar k de tou mein tujhe ilaakay k gundoon se pitwadoonge .. is ke daar kar waqas aik baar phr haan kar deta hay ..
ab woh harwaqt yahi soochta hay k ab kya karna chahiye
woh aik baar phr se GHaGra Choli pehen kar nachnay chala jata hay lekin itnay paisay jama nahi hotay hein k aik gari khareed sakay
soochtay soochtay kafi time ghuzar jata hay
os ke bv kehte hay k ab teray pass aik mahinay ka hi time hay
mujhe jald se jald gari chahiye
ab tou waqas ke ratoon ke neend bhi ur jate hay
aik raat beethay beethay os ko aik idea aata hay
bole tou
os ke zeehan mein ata hay k
kyun na woh choori karray
lekin kya ..
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kafi sooch bechaar k baad
os ke zehaan mein aik khayal ata hay
woh yeh soochta hay k is cheez ke choori mein
os ko bahuat profit milega aur
woh apne jaan bacha sakta hay
prh woh apne idea ko kaam mien lata hay
aur ..
os ka idea yeh hota hay
k
woh pora karachi ke
langootian choori karega
aur phr double daam mein beech dega
WAH
kya zaberdast idea tha
ab woh choorian karna shroo kar deta hay
sabe se pehlay apne ghar se woh shroo karta hay
us ka beachara aba ghar k bahir manji per soya hota hai woh us ki langoot lay
bhag jata hai ( yeh thi us ki pehli choori gurbat kya kya karwati hai insan se)
apne ghar walaoon ke sabe ke langootian choori kar k chupa deta hay
phr market mai jahan jahan langotain dikhti hai woh chori kar layta hai
aisa lagta tha jaisay woh junooni ho gaya hai langotain choori karnai k leyai
pagal ho gaya hai
shopping center mai aik bar aik admi langoot pehan kar ja raha tha WAQAS nai
us ko dekh liya bus phir kya tha woh bhag kar gaya aur aik second mai us ki langoot utari aur lay kar bhag gaya
har jaggah woh langoot ki choorian karta phrta hay
aur rata mai bi langoot chori k nai nai ideaz soachta hai
akhir kar woh itna paka ho jata hai chaltay phirtay jo langoot mai hota hai us ki langoot lay kar bhag jata hai aur us k zehan mai aik aur khayal ata hai k woh langoot chori karnai ka world record banai .
is nai afat se sara sehar pareshan tha k akhir yeh koun hai jo hamare langotain chori kar kar k bhag jata hai .
aakhir aik din
boley tou kya
boley tou
us ki shamat agaye
police os ko pakar lete hay
aur os se poachti hai k tu nai yeh sare langotain chori ki hain ?
woh shuro mai maana karta hai lekin
police us se ugalwa layti hai
woh kasiay ?
bata ta hoo thora sabar mangta hai !
asal mai woh pehlai nachta tha yeh baat police ko bi malom thi
woh is 24 ghantay tak mujra karwatay hein
aakhir kaar woh
qabool kar hi leta hay k wohi
langoot choor hay
aur osi ne karachi ke 5000000
LAngoot churaye hein
police wale apne is kamiyabi per aik press confrense rakhtay hai aur us mai waqas yeh
bayan dayta hai k ..........
"mujhey koi sharmindage nahi hai k mai nai yeh sab kya aur mujhey bus thanai se nikal nai doo mai pehlai in police walon ki hi langotiyaan chori karon ga!
aur mai puri duniya mai mashoor ho jaon ga is tarhan. mai nai ab bi itni langootain chori ki hain k koi soach bi nahi sakta aur bhut jald mai nai aik institute bana nai wale hoo
jahan mai apne jaisay langoot choron ko tarbiyaat doon ga
aur mujhey is baat per garb hai k mai aik langoot choor hoon"
aik sawal k jawab mai us kai kaha k
mai nai langoot chori pehlai majburi mai ki thi per ab
yeh mera shook hai mera junoon hai aur koi mujhey is se nahi rook sakta
mai puri duniya ki langootain chori kar k rahon ga HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
aik aur sawal
Q : hum nai suna hai k app nai pehlai apne aba ki langoot chori ki thi ? kya app
ko kise kisam ki sharam nahi aye ?
WAQAS : haaan mai nai sab se pehlai apne ghar ki langotain chori ki thi
aur sharam kiss baat ki jiss nai ki sharam us k phutay karam.
tum nai yeh sawal kar k mere ghazab ko awaz di hai ab mai bahir aakar
sab se pehlai tere aba ki langoot chori karon ga! (press reporter k aba ki)
aur akhir mai us nai kaha k agar kise ko langoot cheyai hoo
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