MR PERFECT
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Canada, Canada
Can’t you see I’m “Away” Biaaaaatch?
Chaahay MSN ho, ya Yahoo!, ya AOL, one can see and fathom the immense amount of e-traffic visible and imaginable online. Almost everyday, one gets bombarded with instant messages or e/junk-mails from chaddi-waalay dost/yaars, la familia, companies soliciting viagra and promising growth for males and females, and random freaks that ask “asl?” … “What are you wearing?” … or “Do you want to do friendship?”
And of course, the super stars of our Pakistani music industry are not behind when it comes to technology. Almost all of them are found online. Bandbaja, being Bandbaja, caught up with all the stars to have a look at their thought-provoking away messages and screen-names (in no particular order and missing many others):
Away Messages:
Junoon: Won't be right back…
Aaroh: Trying to be right back…
Mizraab: Audiences hope we won’t be back…
Jal: Fighting over being back…
Noori: We Never Left!
Vital Signs: Error. Please message JJ for further details.
Junaid Jamshed (JJ): Being back is haram!
Ali Zafar: Channo Got Back...'I Like Big Butts and I Cannot Lie...'
Ali Haider: Be right back… must retouch lipstick…
Mekaal Hasan Band: We best be right back *****!
Karavan: Are we back yet?
Hadiqa Kiani: Be back with a mouth clamp…
Haroon: Faakhir ain’t comin’ back…
Fakhir: Haroon ain’t comin’ back…
Babar Shaikh: Eating your kids… be right back
eP: One of us is back...waiting for the other 15 band-mates.
Mizmaar: We swear we're here too...uff, NOT MIZRAAB... MIZMAAR!
Rahim Shah: Khocha, hum abhi aati hai...
Screen-names
Fariha Pervez: PatangBaaz69
Zulfiqar J Khan: Peeli_Xulfein
Junaid Jamshed: SunnahSinger786
Ali Haider: DragQueen69
Ahmed Ali Butt: Juttaan_Da_Butt
Shehryar Ahmed (Sherry): I_Am_Not_A_Moron
Abrar-ul-Haq: Coca_Billo
Rahim Shah: Cham_Cham_Ye_Khocha_Naachay
Ali Azmat: I_Got_Head
Fakhre Alam: Lemme_Quit_While_I'm_At_It
Fawad Khan: I <3 Maynard
Faakhir: God_Hates_Haroon
Haroon: God_Hates_Faakhir
Mekaal Hasan: I_AM_God_and_I_Hate_Everyone
Strings: Two_Nation_Theory
Ali Noor: Lalalalalalala
Salman Ahmed: Dr_Chap_Alot
Alamgir: KoKoKorinaBackThatAssUp
Mizmaar: Laut_Ke_Jaa
Ali Zafar: BanginChanno24_7
