QUEEN VICTORIA
Age: 124
Total Posts: 26285
Points: 0
Location:
Lahore, Pakistan
In the jungle all the animals eat PAN PARAG but the girafee eats MANIKCHAND.
Why?? because OONCHE LOG OONCHI PASAND MANICKCHAND....
Makan Malik: Sir 500 Kiraya hoga.
Kirayedar : Theek Hai, Par Aap ke Makaan Mein Chuhey Nach Rahen Hain.
Makan Malik: Abey Uloo, 500 Mein Chuhey Nahi To Kya Urmila Nachegi
Wife: Mere Irade Bade Nek Hai, Aap 1000 Mein Ek Hain...
Sardar: Mera Dimag Bada Tez Hai, Pehle Yeh Bata, Baki 999 Kaun Hai...
Basanti: Bhag Dhanno Aaj Teri Basanti Ki Izzat Ka Sawaal Hai.
Dhanno : Teri Izzat Gayi bhaa mai mere peeche gabbar ke ghore pare hai
Aaj kal dil chah raha hai ki main tumhe kabhi bhi mauka dekh ke sab ke
samne 1 ki ki kis kiss kissa sunau
Log kahete hai ki Ladkiyan zindgi hoti hai, Maut nahi...
Magar woh log yeh kyu bhul jate hai ki, dhokha bhi zindgi hi deti hai, maut nahi....
Boy : Jaan-e-man... is dil me aaja na!
Girl : Sandal nikalu kya?
Boy : Pagli, yeh masjid nahi hai aise hi aaja
ek tum ho jo iTNey acchey ho,
ek tum ho jo kitney pyarey ho,
ek tum ho jo kitney sundar ho,
ek tum ho jo chand sitare ho,
Aur ek hum hain, jo jooth boley jaa rahey hain...
tarash
Age: 63
7651 days old here
Total Posts: 6376
Points: 0
Location:
Jauharabad, Pakistan
ek tum ho jo iTNey acchey ho,
ek tum ho jo kitney pyarey ho,
ek tum ho jo kitney sundar ho,
ek tum ho jo chand sitare ho,
Aur ek hum hain, jo jooth boley jaa rahey hain...
jhot par jhot
