italian accent

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in
an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them
at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the
men say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses
come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together
again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady
indignantly. "In this Country, we don't speak aloud in public places
about our sex lives....... " "Hey, coola down lady," said the man.
"Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to
spella 'Mississippi'