"Cigarette".....jala do!!!

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Question: You are in a boat in the middle of a river. you have 2 cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. you don't have anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it?


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Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the
water. so the boat will become LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light the other cigarette


More Answers...



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Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette



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Take water in your hand and drop it drop bydrop...(TIP - TIP)


"TIP TIP barsa Pani.


Pani ne aag lagayee."


us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee.



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If the first solution is not working...you jump
into the water...The boat now definitely becomes
LIGHTER...and then you know what to do...

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Otherwise take the boat at the end of the tunnel, u can catch the light there.....



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another solution......u have 2 cig.. just look at one and tell other one " the former looks better"... us cig ko jalan hogi aur wo jal jaayegi...

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EK CIG PER DAAG LAGA DO

AS PER SANJAY DUTT'S MOVIE........DAAG THE FIRE

DAAG = FIRE


REST U KNOW WUT TO DO..



Posted 27 May 2004

Brokensoul says
This post is silly i shall not endorse it.
Posted 27 May 2004

WAFA says
QUEEN
Posted 27 May 2004

Ashii says



ainda se hamara gaz/electricity ka bill nahi aae ga
coz ab se hum
Tube light ko pyar se dekhein ge aur bulb jal jae ga
frigde ko pyar se dekhein ge aur chulha jal jae ga
Posted 27 May 2004

~Fragi~ says
Brokensoul said:

This post is silly i shall not endorse it.



den keep yer self out of it
Posted 27 May 2004

good suggestion
Posted 28 May 2004

friend_16 says
.. good one queeny!!
Posted 28 May 2004

Brokensoul says
its a joke but i guess you guys didnt get it nevermind
Posted 28 May 2004

Guest_005 says
SALL said:




ainda se hamara gaz/electricity ka bill nahi aae ga
coz ab se hum
Tube light ko pyar se dekhein ge aur bulb jal jae ga
frigde ko pyar se dekhein ge aur chulha jal jae ga




aray aap tube light ko dekhian gi to ....jal jay gi...

firdge ko payar say delkhain gi too...wo garam pani day gi.....
Posted 30 May 2004

tarash says
If the first solution is not working...you jump
into the water...The boat now definitely becomes
LIGHTER...and then you know what to do...



this is better
Posted 30 May 2004

Posted 01 Jun 2004

ymahmood says
yeh kaisay possible hay kay Smoker kay paas cigerate to ho laiken Matches na ho !!
Posted 02 Jun 2004

oh it was a joke not a real story ym
Posted 05 Jun 2004

tarash says
ym ko har baat batanee partee hai
k yeh joke hai ya serious baat hai
Posted 05 Jun 2004

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