1.Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain Tum bin hum bohat akele hain Sab kuch chod kar tumeh e-mail karte hain Dekho hum kitne vele hain * vele = lazy (vele is a Punjabi word)
2.Har desh ki ek sarhadd hoti hai bache ki bhi ek jidd hote hai aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai
3.kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahi jaate kayi kisse aise hote hain jo sunaye nahi jaate kayi dil aise hote hain jo tode nahi jaate aur kuch aap jaise dost aise hote hain jo chodo nahi jaate
4.Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein, dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein, hume mat dhoondna duniya ki bhid mein, hum millenge tumhe tumhari parchaai mein.....
5.Humse door jayoge kaise, Dil se hume bhulayoge kaise, Hum to vo khusboo hain jo aapki saanso mein baste hain, Khud ki saanso ko rok payoge kaise
6. Har baar dil se yeh paigaam aaye JubaaN kholu to tera he naam aaye Tum he kyon bhaye dil ko kya malum Jab nazroo ke saamne haseen tmaam aaye
7.Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...
8.You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always...
9. Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
10.Door waadiyoN mein dhundley badal chupkar parvat se milne ka intzaar karte hain, Dil mein tamaam hasarteiN liye hum aapka intzaar karte hain
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11.Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki.. us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai... maano..."Shhhsss...KOI Hai" se bhoot nikal aaya hai....
12.Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain.... waaaaahhhhhhhhh...
13.Phool khilte rahein zindgi ki raah mein hassi chamakti rahe aapki nigaah mein kadam kadam par mile khushi ki bhaar aapko dil deta hai yehi dua baar-baar aapko..
14.1. L O V E L = Lake of Sorrow O = Ocean of Tears V = Valley of Death E = End of life....
15.Friendship is like a glass handle it with care because once broken cannot be mended and even if mended.... a crack is always there !!!
16.When Nights are long & Friends are few, I sit by my Window & think of u. a silent whisper a silent tear. with all my Heart i wish you were here.
17.When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!
18.When the time comes for you to give your heart to someone make sure that u select spmeone who will never break your heart coz broken hearts have no spare parts.
19.Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...
20.Badi asaani se dil lgaaye jaate hain par badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain le jaati hai mohabbat un raaho par jaha diye nahi dil jlaaye jaate hain..
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21.Most people walk in and out of your life, but only FRIENDS leave footprints in your heart.
22.Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave,and impossible to forget.
23.DON'T frown.You never know who is falling in love with your smile
24.When it hurts to look back, and you're scared to look ahead, you can look beside you and your best friend will be there
25.Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai. mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai, jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai
26.When u feel sad.... To cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit..... Coz liars go to hell !!!!..
27.one day Love and friendship met. Love asked-when i already exist why are you here? friendship replied "to make faces smile when u leave the tears!!!" Friendship is the best thing in the world as there is no scope for tears if your friend is good.
28.If you love someone, put their name in a circle, instead of a heart, because hearts can break, but circles go on forever
29.If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them.
30.To handle yourself, use your head; To handle others, use your heart.
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31.Smile a while and while you smile, smile another smile and soon there will be miles and miles of smile just because you smiled, i wish your day is full of SMILE
32.Muskura do jara khuda ke vaste, sama-e-mahefil mai rosni kam hai, tum hamare nahi to kya gum hai, hum tumhare to haiN ye kya kam hai?
33.Hi i am marrying next week there will be a small party and only few persons will be invited Hey don't bring any gift just bring SOMEONE to marry me.....
34.A good Friend is like a computer he ENTERS in your life SAVE himself in your heart,FORMATS all your troubles and never DELETE you from his heart.....
35.a friend is sweet when it is new... it is sweeter when it is true.... but you know that..... it is the sweetest when it is u..."
36.a friend is sweet when it is new... it is sweeter when it is true.... but you know that..... it is the sweetest when it is u..
37.Chehre pe ashko ki lakeer si ban gayi Jo na chaaha tha vo takdeer si ban gayi humne to chalaayi thi ret pe ungli gaur se dekha to unki tasveer si ban gayi
38.Mountain can fly,river can dry you can forget me but never can i
39.Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du kambaqt bill bohat aata hai
40.Door rehkar bhi yaad karenge yeh mat sochna ki bhool jayenge tumeh, agar dost bankar raas na aaye to ajnabi ban kar yaad aayenge tumeh
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41.destiny decides who u meet in life but its only your heart that can decide who gets to stay in your life.....
42.Have a heart that never hardens have a smile that never fades have a touch that never burnt and have friendship that never breaks.
43.If u drop me i ill break if u hold me i ill shake if u need me i ill hurry, if u don't call me i ill worry if u hurt me i ill cry but if u leave me i ill die..
44.Meaning of Friendship : -
F-------FOREVER R-------RESPONCIBLE I--------INTELLIGENT E-------EAGER TO MAIL N-------NICE D-------DIVINE S--------SIMPLE H-------HEARTLY I--------INTERSTED P-------PEACEFUL
45.Kind, intelligent, loving and hot This describes everything you're not
46. I saw your face as you walked by but then I saw a better guy
47.I see your face when I am dreaming That's why I always wake up screaming.....
48.My love you take my breath away What have you stepped in to smell this way
49.My feelings for you no words can tell Except for maybe "go to hell"
50.Of loving beauty you float with grace If only you could hide your face
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51.jawaab teri shayari ka.... denge hum shayari mein.... naam tera likh baithe hain.... apne dil ki diary mein....
52.If u are a chocolate you are the SWEETEST, If u are a teddy bear you are the most HUGGABLE, If u are a star you are the BRIGHTEST, and since you are my friend...U R THE BEST !!!
53.Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti, Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!...
54.Don't shut love out of your life by saying it's impossible to find.
>The quickest way to receive love is to give;
>The fastest way to lose love is to hold it too tightly;
>And the best way to keep love is to give it wings.
55.Dil ki aavaj bhi sun mere fasaane pe na jaa meri najaroN ki taraf dekh jamaane pe na jaa..
56.Haseeno ne haseen banke gunaaah kiya, auro ko to theek humko bhi tabaah kiya, pesh kiya jab ghazaloN mein unki bewafaii ko, auro ne to theek unhone bhi waah waah kiya
57.Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai, ladkon ko fassane ke jaal hote hai, na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone, tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai
58.Love is sweet poison: Do not consume without your beloved's advise and keep out of reach of children and keep it in cool and dark place.
59.Promise me we are true friends I am lamp you are light I am Coke you are Sprite I am Sawan you are badal I am Normal you are Pagal I am Water you are Tanki I am Tarzan you are Monkey
60.Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii.... Fiteh Mooh...Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!
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61.what is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comes the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey plz contact zoo for detail
62.Hi Vajpaye needs 500 donkeys to attack on Pakistan. 499 ja chuke, message milte hi niklo...
63.Hi! i am marrying next week. there will be a small party and only a few people will be invited...so i am inviting you...don't bring any gift with you...just bring someone to marry me...!!!
64.Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai, ladko ko fasaane ke jaal hote hai, na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone, tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai..
65.Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam ki har galli se awaaz aaye..."ABBA JAAN"..." ABBA JAAN"
66.Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain, Jo Mamma-Mamma bulaate hain. 67.Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de...
68.Tussi Hasde yo sanu hasaan vaaste tussi rone yo saanu rovaan vaaste ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo Marr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste
69.Ae dil kissi ki yaad mein rona fijul hai ye aansoo bade anmol hain inhe khona fijul hai royo to unke liye jo tum par nisaar hain unke liye kya rona jinke aashiq hazaar hain
70.Hi Vajpaye needs 500 donkeys to attack on Pakistan. 499 ja chuke, message milte hi niklo
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71.What is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comes that the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey plz contact zoo for detail
72.Teri aankain jhuki jhuki tera chehra khila khila jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila..
73.Vo sochte honge usko aksar, jo hamein unke salaam de jaati hai, vo kya jaane unhein choone waali hawa bhi, hamein unke saare paigaam de jaai hai!
74.Someday u may lose ur hair. u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind. But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks. coz u cant lose wot u don't have!
75.You look so fine!I want to... break your heart and give you mine
76.You are like the sunshine so warm, you are like sugar, so sweet... you are like you... and that's the reason why I love you!
77.Love is like war... Easy to start... Difficult to end... Impossible to forget..........
78.Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again??
79.I've seen angels in the sky, I've seen snow fall in July, I've seen things you could only imagine to see or do, But I still haven't seen anything sweeter than you!
80.Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It. Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga
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81.TUSI bade hi gr8 ho, RASGULLE ki pl8 ho, PEPSI ka cr8 ho, ANDE ka oml8 ho, SMS KARNE ME bade le8 ho, JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho, KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho..
82.Mandir mein jaap karta hoon, Masjid mein adaab karta hoon, Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon
83.A Friend is Sweet when its NEW Its Sweeter when its TRUE But you know that its the sweetest when it is U.
84.Child : - Mohit uncle mujhe na Bandar dekhna hai Mohit : - Beta vo abhi SMS padh raha hai.
85.Phoolon se khoobsurat koi nahi. Sagar se gahra koi nahi. Pooja-paath se faldayak koi nahi Ab aapki kya tarif karu... Dosto me aap jaisa...Nalayak koi nahi!
86.Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai, gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai, tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri, tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.
87.This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!
88.God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes!
89.I've seen angels in the sky, I've seen snow fall in July, I've seen things you could only imagine to see or do, But I still haven't seen anything sweeter than you!..
90.Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty so the world needs YOU after all!
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91.The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?
92.Our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf. U jump out of the window... I look down & then... i lauf again
93.SMS vo gyaan hai jo baatne se badhta hai aur jisko karne par punn ki paraapti hoti hai is liye hai Praani tum Bill ka mooh chod do aur karam (SMS) karo.............. tabhi tumahra manusshya janam safal hoga...
94.If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me. If u save it thats bcoz u desire me & if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me. So what u gonna do with It?
95.Jis mehfil mein hum khade ho jaaye waha Haritik bhi jhukta hai Kaho Na Pyaar Hai Kya mooh dukhta hai
96.A triangle has 4 end, square has 3 end, segment has 2 end, but our friendship has no end.
97.Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya...
98.Kaun sa gam hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai na to makeup hai, na baalon ko sajaa rakha hai aur khama-kha chedti rehti hai yeh rukhsaaron ko Tum ne zulfon ko bohut sar pe chada rakha hai
99.Dil ke dard ko dil todne waala kya jaane pyaar ke rivajo ko ye jmaana kya jaane hoti hai kitni takleef kabar mein upper se phool chadane waala kya jaane
100.Jis din se juda vo humse hue is dil ne dhadkna chod diya hai chaand ka mooh bhi utra utra taaro ne chamkna chod diya
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101.Kon kehta hai dost ki tumse humari judaai hogi yeh afwaah zroor kissi dushman ne udaayi hogi shaan se rahenge tumahre dil mein hum itne dino mein kuch to jagah bnayi hogi
102.Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein aur mita dete hain, Unke liye ye khel hoga magar hume to vo mitti mein mila dete hain...
103.Umeedo ki manjil toot gayi aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi....
104.Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye bure waqt mein muskurana chahiye jab 10 dino mein khujki na mite to 11 ve din nhaana chahiye
105.Arz kiya hai..... Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai wah wah! wah wah! Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai? ha ha ha ha.....
106.Govt. of India has introduced a new rule ---> Good Looking people should be thrown out of the country!!! You are safe.... Where should i hide?????
107.Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain milne ki to bohat chahat hai par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain
108.Dil todna humari aadat nahi Dil hum kissi ka dukhate nahi Bharosa rakhna meri wafaon pe Dil mein bas kar hum kissi ko bhulate nahi
109.You r my sweet SONA I don't want u 2 KHONA I want a place in your heart's KONA Otherwise i will start RONA Atleast Good Morning to kar LONa..............
110.Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya to night ko sleeping chod diya tere face ki gentle beauty ne mere kind heart ko phod diya
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111.If you fall in river there is a boat if you fall in well there is rope but if you fall in love there is no hope
112.Love is Pure Love is Sure Love is sweet poison that Doctors can't cure
113.Roses are red, voilets are blue Donkeys like you, are kept in Zoo
114.Friendship is a priceless gift, That cannot be bought or sold. But it's value is far greater, Than a mountain of gold.
115.Yaad mein teri aanhe bharta hai koi, har saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi, maut to sachai hai aani hai, lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai koi....!..
116.Woh insaan hi kya jo tere hotel ke kharche utha na sakay...... mein chuka kar saare bill zinda rahoon khuda na kare...!!!
117.Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka , toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai, na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA, aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai...!!!
118.Sapno se dil lagane ki aadat nahi rahi, har waqt muskurane ki aadat nahi rahi, ye soch ke ki koi manaane nahi aayega, ab hume rooth jaane ki aadat nahi rahi
119.jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye aur husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye hum izhaar karne me thode dhiile ho gaye aur unke haath peele ho gaye....
120.Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai, Unke aane ki aas lagti hai unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai
