some qoutes

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light giver

Age: 124
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Pakistan, Pakistan
1.     We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.



2.     They say loving you is my biggest mistake but how can it be so wrong if it feels so right? If ever I made a mistake, its not that I love you, its thinking that someday you'll love me too...



3.     It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.



4.     A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail, but your best friend is the one sitting next to you saying "that was f***ing awesome"



5.     Never tell your problems to anyone...20% don't care and the other 80% are glad you have them.




6.     I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme. I hate it, I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it that you're not around, and the fact that you didn't call. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.




7.     No one dies a virgin, Life screws us all.




8.     Never frown because you never know who might be falling in love with your smile.




9.     It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone -- but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.




10.     The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington engineering mid-term. The answer was so "profound" that the Professor shared it with colleagues, and the sharing obviously hasn't ceased... Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or Endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote Proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law, (gas cools off when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: "First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let us look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added. This gives two possibilities: 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2. Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa Banyan during my Freshman year, "...that it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you.", and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then, #2 cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze." This student received the only A.



11.     Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt and dance like no one is watching.



12.     What do you do when the only one that can make you stop crying, is the person who made you cry?



13.     A girl asked a boy if she was pretty.
He said no
She asked him if he wanted to be with her forever.
He said no
She then asked him if he would cry if she walked away.
He again said no.
She had heard too much.
She needed to leave.
As she walked away, he grabbed her arm and told er to stay, he said,
"You're not pretty, your beautiful. I don't want to be with you forever, I need to be with you forever. I wouldn't cry if you walked away, I would die."





14.     I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.




15.     Someday your prince charming will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.




16.     "The spaces between your fingers were created so that another's could fill them in."




17.     I get the best feeling in the world when you say hi or even smile at me because I know, even if its just for a second, that I've crossed your mind.

18.     The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.




19.     When we first talked to each other
I knew we would always be friends.
Our friendship has kept on growing
And I'll be here for you to the end.
You listen when I have a problem
And help dry the tears from my face.
You take away my sorrow And put happiness in its place. We can't forget the fun we've had
Laughing 'til our faces turn blue.
Talking of things only we find funny
People think we're insane-If they only knew!
I guess this is my way of saying thanks
For catching me when I fall.
Thanks once again for being such a good friend
And being here with me through it all.




20.     When you feel cold and warm at the same time,when you read over the same line for the tenth time,when your heart and thoughts somehow appear to rhyme,and when a simple name conquers your whole mind,then you are in deep trouble my friend... you are in what they call, "love".
Posted 04 Jun 2004

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