LOVE ACCOUNTING

Poem Of Love Accounting

In the journal paper of my heart,

I have written a journal entry.

Debiting your love and your affection.

Darling you write the narration,

Your first love, I had already adjusted

On the ledger-folio column,

Any way our relations are true a**ets

On double-entry system

In addition, our love is true real and tangible

You debit-what comes in,

I credit-what goes out.

Your beauty is the capital of business.

My eyes are stock in trade.

Let us enter into transaction,

You secretly give me a trade discount,

I openly give you a cash discount

And thus my partner,

Our trading and profit-loss account will show super profit

My dear let us re-concile,

all our errors and total the trial balance of our affairs

arithmetically without maintaining any suspense account.

In the balance sheet of our life

Our children will be our true a**ets and liabilities

If they are boys, they will be our sundry debtors

If they are girls, they will be our sundry creditors

But if we have a boy and a girl,

Our balance sheet will tally automatically