QUEEN VICTORIA
Age: 124
Total Posts: 26285
Points: 0
Location:
Lahore, Pakistan
20 Thoughts ......... Worth Reading
- Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving.
-Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is husband !
-I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash
-A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.
-Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
-Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without... but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
-You can't buy love . . .. but you pay heavily for it
-True friends stab you in the front
-Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.
-Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
-Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired
-My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
-Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
-Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
-It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
-Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.
-Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
-Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because theyhave to say something
-They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak
