WARMTH OF LOVE said:
Miss mine said:
Good morning.. what a pleasure it is for us in u wanting to take part in our dhamaka gang..
Cynicism: The intellectual cripple's substitute for intelligence
you're welcome on behalf of our new frnd............
anyone can be an intelligent man .... :p at least they can try ....
Lol, kaise hoh aap?
Miss mine said:
MISS SCORPIO said:
~CHANDNI~ said:MM ajo wol intzar kar rahy hay
ab ye baat hain
Miss mine said:
MISS SCORPIO said:This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat an cat idiot cat busy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat!
NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!
First comes the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, & then finally the suffering!
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day? It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
Tere dil mein rahenge sms bankar, dhadkano mein bajenge ringtone bankar, kabhi apne dil seh judah maat samajana, hum tere saath chalengeh network bankar!
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit!
I see your face when I am dreaming, that's why I always wake up screaming!
What's wrong with your cellphone? Everytime I call, the voicemail says,
"The subscriber you have dialled is a monkey, please contact the zoo for details!"
lolzzz..
sun_shine said:acha lagay ga,per shayad hum aksar ko pehchaan hi na sakay
xblunovax said:
MISS SCORPIO said:Imagine if we all met eachother face to face in real life?
What would you do/say to that person(s)?
idk tht would beee realllllyyyy wierd!!!!!!
sweetie said:sorry to hear dat
Allah unhe jannat mae jagah de ameen
~CHANDNI~ said:acha yah bato kon hay
~CHANDNI~ said:MM ajo wol intzar kar rahy hay
sanumayaz said:*Waves back*
Aaapkay aanay se pehlay hee unko khabbar hogayee:P
Lol, achi baat haina!
sanumayaz said:Miss scorpion???? kahan hayn
Miss mine said:
miss scorpio bas aap ki kami thi
Haye, sadkay java!
Miss mine said:
MISS SCORPIO said:Jab tak tu apne dil ki baat mujhe samjhayegi,
meri shaadi kahin aur ho jayegi!
Doctor says to his patient "App kah aur aap ki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai kiya?" Pathan nai kaha "Hoga zaror hoga. 25 saal se amara koon peeta aay!"
Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya, khushbu teri sath laya, phir mere dil me khayal aaya, keh lagta hay ki aaj bhi tu nahi nahaya!
Abeh o burai ke resgulle! Pap ki berfi, bewafa ke laddu, matlabi chuski, badmashi ke pedhe, jhoot ke kalakand, tu bada hi sweet hai reh!
After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna started his practice. He checked the first patient's eyes, tongue & ears by torch & finallly said "Bole Toh, torch theek hai kiya?
A 60 year old bachelor advertises his Zaoorat-e-rishta, after a month he got a reply which said,
"Mian sahib, iss umar mein RISHTA nahi FARISHTAY aata hein!"
Son: "Dad, what is an idiot?"
Dad: "An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?"
Son: "No"
A man passionately proposed to the woman of his dreams with the words "Will you marry me? My father is a millionaire and 93 years old. He is going to die soon and then I shall be very very rich. What do you say?" She said nothing but a week later, she became his step-mother!
A Father asked his son "Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?"
The Son replied "Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye!"
Kafy Americans chand per poanch gay han, Listen, apnay mehbooba koh
chand mat kehna werna teen charr log aus per be char jain gay!
A man says to his girlfriend "Kiss me now & I'll be yours for life." His girlfriend replied "Thanks for the warning!"
Boy: "Mom, aaj mera dost ghar araha hai, ghar keh sab khilone chhupa de.
Mom: "Tera dost chor hai kya?" Boy: "Nahin, woh apne khilone pahechan lega!"
First prisoner: "What were you convicted for?"
Second prisoner: "Nothing."
First prisoner: "Honestly, for nothing. I stole a wallet, but there was nothing in it"
Dham Dham Dhamaka!
hahahahaha
kaha hooo miss scorpio
Kiddah Sohniyeh?
But you still listen to his songs.
~Fragi~ said:soon he will b back
He's the Bazinator!
Miss mine said:
~CHANDNI~ said:i lov to eat morga
Kaal murgey kah salaan chavaal kai saath pakay gah!
Stupid kid, lol!
