shahrukh khan said:
Shonaaaaaaaaaaaaaa soup aur kawa piyooooooooo jaldi sey theek ho jaooooooooooooooooooo
Rehan M Din said:
welcome to hot seat MM...
very nice intro...
so many questions at your side to answer...
looking for your reply... then few from my side...
olldman said:Urdu! Jo J Bians Urdu hi achi tarah samjhte hein unse mahzrat. Ye saab anghraizi mein likh raha hoon apni Urdu mein kamzoori ki wajaa se
Hard one first, M M aka?
1/ Have you ever considered writing?
2/ If yes what would be our subject?
3/ Fiction or none fiction .
4/ And why?
5 ½ Loved and lost,does it still hurt ? or is it
a case of losing is winning?
6/ If you had to pick one thing from your
childhood what would that be?
7/ And if you can, elaborate on it?
Here is an old jokes.
8/ Name one J bian that will find it realy funny.
Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the edge of a deserted road. Suddenly a brand new Jeep Cherokee screeches to a halt next to him. The driver, a young man dressed in a Brioni suit, Cerruti shoes, Ray-Ban glasses, and a YSL tie gets out and asks the shepherd: - If I guess how many sheep you do have, you give me one of them?
The shepherd looks at the young man, then looks at the sheep, which graze and says: - All right.
The young man parks the car, connects the notebook and the mobile, enters a NASA site, scans the ground using his GPS, opens a database and 60 excel tables filled with algorithms, then prints a 150-pages report on his high-tech mini printer. He then turns to the shepherd and says: - You have exactly 1586 sheep here.
The shepherd answers: - That's correct, you can have your sheep. The young man takes the sheep and puts it in the back of his jeep. The shepherd looks at him and asks: If I guess your profession, will you return my sheep to me? The young man answers: Yes, why not.
The shepherd says: - You are an Olldman And Asocciat,Consultants, consultant! How did you know? asks the young man. Very simple, answers the shepherd: First you come here without being called. Second, you charge me, to tell me something I already knew. Third, you do not understand anything about what I do, because you took my dog.
Finaly thank you for letting us peek into your world.
Mujrim said:
n how often do u hav the coffee tht u had wth me??
Lol only the once, never to be repeated
cmon ths shld b repeated once u cm here
and whn u cmin to DUBAI to MEET ME???
Jumeria Beach wowww, in a few yrs InshAllah
lolz i nevr said beach to get tanned up
i said to meet me
n thts nt the place whr i live :P
wht do u say abt me??
Ur full of mischief, extremely funny, gr8 company, best laugh was in Pak lol. Ur loyal, krazy at times but a very good friend
loolz
off course in pak we had loads of fun
especially ur flirty cousins
im loyal?? :P
eshajam said:
Miss mine said:
eshajam said:sorry MM i told u That i will not Question U but
1 >> name the members inside JB which you are dieing to meet them in real
person
2 >> if ur given the option to change your Nick and Real Name what they
gonna be
3 >> Love Marriage or arrange and give reason as well
4 >> Koi Wish ju Puri na Ho
5 >> Larkiyoon ki kuon si esi baat hai jo aap ko achi lagti hai aur kuon si
buri .... tell 3 qualities and 3 worst qualities of girls
6 >> Same Above Q but about Boys
7 >> if u get a magical lamp what will be your 3 wishs
8 >> what was the hardest Question U have Answerd So far
9 >> Name of your Best Friend lol
10>> do u offer pray 5 times a day ? u live in UK thats y i asked
ufff so many to ask but feeling sleepy
1 >> name the members inside JB which you are dieing to meet them in real
person
chandni, tashu, rapu, missy, LG, QV, Cathy
2 >> if ur given the option to change your Nick and Real Name what they
gonna be
I like my real name so I wouldn’t change it, nick ermm Laila
3 >> Love Marriage or arrange and give reason as well
Omigod!! Probably Luvvv, definitely a friend.
4 >> Koi Wish ju Puri na Ho
Endless list
5 >> Larkiyoon ki kuon si esi baat hai jo aap ko achi lagti hai aur kuon si
buri .... tell 3 qualities and 3 worst qualities of girls
Good qualities
Loving, personality, intelligence
Bad qualities
Bitchy, attitude, bad morals
6 >> Same Above Q but about Boys
Good qualities
Intelligence, personality, respect
Bad qualities
Inflated egos, flirts, disrespectful
7 >> if u get a magical lamp what will be your 3 wishs
Control Time
Be able to fly
Look into the future
8 >> what was the hardest Question U have Answerd So far
There all hard lolz
9 >> Name of your Best Friend lol
Zara Not from JB
10>> do u offer pray 5 times a day ? u live in UK thats y i asked
No.. but InshAllah I will try my hardest to
Ok Nicely Done and about the Last Answer
Keep Trying even Harder from Today jee
well ahum ahum Back to ROUND 2
Q1 >> How many times you Blinked u Eyes today ?
Q2 >> how many times u smiled or laughed ?
Q3 >> if someOne Slap u for no reason what will be your Responce ?
Q4 >> how Many Steps U walked today ?
Q5 >> How Many Times U breath in and Out these all Years ?
Q6 >> am i a good friend or just a time Pass
chalo koi nahi hei esse sei kam chala letay hei ?
Q7 >> Mom is your Everything or everything is Ur Mom ?
Q8 >> Rate my Questions
Q9 >> if( TUM ) is you and ( mei )is Me who is Stupid
tum ya mei ?
Q10>> where is my Dear Friend LP ?
...END of Round 2...
eshajam said:
Miss mine said:
eshajam said:wese yeh mei sab janta ta
magar perbe Good to know u Better Guria
wow you are just like your Voice
i am not Cute u will pay for this
Good Bless U My Child
THANKU JAMZ
u are most welcome Guria but i have just done
what u told me to do oopz
London_Girl said:Hey sweets...
YOU'RE REALLY A BLISSFUL GIRL.. LOVED TO READ YOUR INTRO
MISS SCORPIO said:1, Would you go on a camping trip with some of JB members?
2, Would you play the guitar around the fire while singing "Kum Baa Yah My Lord!"
3, Seeing as it's summer, will you teach people how to swim or just throw them in the lake & hope for the best!
4, Would you run around the campsite at night in an attempt to scare the others?
5, Would you let me help you scare them?
6, If you were left in charge of all this, who would you appoint as your second in command?
7, Would you allow the girls to put make-up on the boys?
8, If you could go back in time, what would you change & why?
9, Is it possible to make a bug laugh?
10, If you could be invisible for the day, what would you get upto & why?
11, If you could have a super-power, what would it be & why?
12, What did you want to be when you were a child?
Right now I'm high, I know there are alot of questions but for some weird reason I want to pick your brains today!!
P.S. I still wub yew!!
~CHANDNI~ said:ham kiya pochay app say MM???????
ok let me think
app ka name kise nay rakha????
ok birth place baki or soch kay pochty hoon
Luv u jani
app ka name kise nay rakha????
My grandfather
ok birth place baki or soch kay pochty hoon
Oxfordshire UKMiss mine 39567.7714930556
SupidGuy said:
Miss mine said:
SupidGuy said:Really, nice interview!!!!
Why mostly JBians categorize myself as Entertainer & Funny????
Or do I have to post/share my own Writtings & Articles??????
May ALLAH (SWT) give a Long & Healthy Life to your Mom......And May Raise the Grade & Blessing upon your father in Heaven!!!!!! ...........Ameen Sum Ameen!!!!!!
Sada, Khush Rahiye aur Hansti Muskarati Rahiye.........Ameen Sum Ameen!!!!!!
And, btw always use left ear for Longest Duration Calls.....
Your's Too,
Uncle Sargam.......
awwww thxu uncle sargaram so shweet
Anytime Dearie MM....
Now, questions from my side!!!!
Q.1.....When you goes to sleep what u turn off first (Eyes or Lights)
neither i sleep with a lamp on and i SHUT my eyes
Q.2.....Is there any Hatti (Shop) in your town selling Bhuttazz????
yes the gardening centre
Q.3.....Kya aap daily Macleans Karte heinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn?????
twice a day
Q.4.....You Like Cockroach or Spider's Soup?????
dung beetles and millipede soup
Q.6.....Kya aap apni Note Book ko Adress Book bana sakte hein????
yes
Q.7.....Kya aap ne Kabhi Skydiving ki hai???????
no
Q.8.....Kya aap ne Apna TV Lisence Banwa lia hai???
yes
Q.9.....Kya aap ne opar walay saray Questions ke answers de diye hein?????
yes
Note:-
All question carrying Equal Marks!!!!!
Minimum Marks for passing is -33!!!!!
A Secret Question Containing 100 Marks!!!!
Duration=5 Minutes!!!!
SupidGuy said:Really, nice interview!!!!
Why mostly JBians categorize myself as Entertainer & Funny????
Or do I have to post/share my own Writtings & Articles??????
May ALLAH (SWT) give a Long & Healthy Life to your Mom......And May Raise the Grade & Blessing upon your father in Heaven!!!!!! ...........Ameen Sum Ameen!!!!!!
Sada, Khush Rahiye aur Hansti Muskarati Rahiye.........Ameen Sum Ameen!!!!!!
And, btw always use left ear for Longest Duration Calls.....
Your's Too,
Uncle Sargam.......
Cathy said:Awwwwwwwwwwwwww....Missmine wub yeaaaaaa....Shweeet interview ....Ah abt questions....abhi toh kuch dimagh mein nahi aaraha ...Pehlay inka answeres dain
sun_shine said:Assalam O Alaikum
oh too many questions from members
Wish you best of Luck jee...!
Mujrim said:rlly nice interview
thnx fr remembering me
remember the milk joke whch made u fall on the floor
ammm how often do u hav coffee?
n how often do u hav the coffee tht u had wth me??
wht do u see in a freind??
wht wuld ur ideal husband/bf be?
did i ever hurt u (be serious)??
and whn u cmin to DUBAI to MEET ME???
wht do u say abt me??
will ask as soon as i get sm ques
MISS SCORPIO said:1, Who do you love the most on JB & why?
2, If you could be anyone famous, who would it be & why?
3, If you had a choice of a holiday destination, where would you go & who would you take with you?
4, Have you ever squished a bug just for fun?
5, Are you planning on visiting me & Asian anytime soon?
MISS SCORPIO said:Miney meri jaaaaaaaaaan!!
This is an awesome topic, I'll be able to pick your brain's now!!
Congrats on being member of the month jaan.
olldman said:Very impressive interview,MM. Creative and intelligent.
Realy very interesting. I will have to return with the question.
For now, how is your cat?
dosselpoh said:Pehlay too sara interview dobara sy urdu mai doo.. meko English sai sy nai ati:P:P.. bari aii angrazi marnay wali:P:P
just chkin ur demaghi level.. lol.. :P:P
All the grocery stores which are open 24/7 365 days a year.. Why do they have a lock on their doors????
Can you cry under water?
If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?
Whenever an adult is kidnapped why isn't it called adultnapped??
Can a school teacher give a homeless child homework?
Chaloo abb sai walay questionz .. n dun worry.. I will be nic in askin questionz..lol
App ny bola app kafi pyari hein dikhnay mai (accordin to ppl around u).. kafi larkay pasand bhi kertay hon gy app ko.. App kitnoo ka dil toor chuki hein n rula chuki hein (andazan bata dain)..??? lol
Agar app ko JB ka admin bana diye jye to app pehlay 3 kaam kia kerain gee??
App shadi ky baad Pakistan settle hona pasand kerain gee ya UK mai hi??
App ko JB ky kis member ny sab sy ziada rulaya ha??
Wat would u prefer for shadi..
A. Pakistani munda
B. UK Munda
C. UK desi munda
D. ya phir any country jis ka name N sy start hota ho?? Lol..oppz
N last question.. yeh saray interview answers kiss sy likhwaye hein.. u r not dat achii.. I now massi:P:P
meray saray questionz eshajam ny pehlay hi pooch lye..
dosselpoh said:i really wana answer sum questionz on her behalf.. lol..
rapunzel said:
BEST INTERVIEW I LUV IT DEAROOOO
LUb u so much n misssssssing u
~tasha~ said:1.Where do you see yourself in ten years time?
2.What's your fav Quote or Phrase?
3.What scent can lift your spirits and calm your nerves?
4.What's your 'must have' item of make up and why?
5.What’s your phobia? ie spiders, cockroaches, height, etc….
~tasha~ said:gr888888!
get ready for my questions
eshajam said:sorry MM i told u That i will not Question U but
1 >> name the members inside JB which you are dieing to meet them in real
person
2 >> if ur given the option to change your Nick and Real Name what they
gonna be
3 >> Love Marriage or arrange and give reason as well
4 >> Koi Wish ju Puri na Ho
5 >> Larkiyoon ki kuon si esi baat hai jo aap ko achi lagti hai aur kuon si
buri .... tell 3 qualities and 3 worst qualities of girls
6 >> Same Above Q but about Boys
7 >> if u get a magical lamp what will be your 3 wishs
8 >> what was the hardest Question U have Answerd So far
9 >> Name of your Best Friend lol
10>> do u offer pray 5 times a day ? u live in UK thats y i asked
ufff so many to ask but feeling sleepy
eshajam said:wese yeh mei sab janta ta
magar perbe Good to know u Better Guria
wow you are just like your Voice
i am not Cute u will pay for this
Good Bless U My Child