MISS SCORPIO said:
~CHANDNI~ said:MM ajo wol intzar kar rahy hay
MISS SCORPIO said:This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat an cat idiot cat busy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat!
NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!
First comes the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, & then finally the suffering!
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day? It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
Tere dil mein rahenge sms bankar, dhadkano mein bajenge ringtone bankar, kabhi apne dil seh judah maat samajana, hum tere saath chalengeh network bankar!
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit!
I see your face when I am dreaming, that's why I always wake up screaming!
What's wrong with your cellphone? Everytime I call, the voicemail says,
"The subscriber you have dialled is a monkey, please contact the zoo for details!"
WARMTH OF LOVE said:@ sanum ..... burhapy ka koi ilaaj nahi hota .....
@ MM.... .................... chal rehn dy
sanumayaz said:
WARMTH OF LOVE said:
sanumayaz said:Hhehheheh....2 dham dham dhamakayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy:P
yahan par sirf shurliyaaaaaaaaaaaan hein .....
Kia baat ker rahay hayn ...itnay dhamakay huway ..or aap ko shurliyaan lag rahay hayn :S...Kaan kharab hogaye hayn kia ??
~CHANDNI~ said:
WARMTH OF LOVE said:
~CHANDNI~ said:acha yah bato kon hay
Dhaaaaaaaaaaaam Dhaammmmmmmmmmmmmm Dhamaaaaaaaaaakaaa
is may wakay dhmaky wali baat hay bc yah ham nay appa kay liyee larki dhondi hy
dham dham dhmkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
~CHANDNI~ said:nahi nahi morgi nahi woh to gay thy jo ham nay eid pay zibah kar li
dham dham dham dham dhmakaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
FORFEIT TIME sanumayaz said:larka (morga)ko uska sasur peet raha tha
Why?
His wife delivered a baby.
Doctor sent him sms “mubarak ho aap baap ban gaye”
larka (morga)forwarded the sms to all his friends.
go dhamakaaa girl
~CHANDNI~ said:jo wada kiya woh nibhana pary ga rokay zamana chahy rokay khoday
WOL (MORGAY) APP KO ANA PARY GAAAAAAAAAAAA
MISS SCORPIO said:Jab tak tu apne dil ki baat mujhe samjhayegi,
meri shaadi kahin aur ho jayegi!
Doctor says to his patient "App kah aur aap ki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai kiya?" Pathan nai kaha "Hoga zaror hoga. 25 saal se amara koon peeta aay!"
Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya, khushbu teri sath laya, phir mere dil me khayal aaya, keh lagta hay ki aaj bhi tu nahi nahaya!
Abeh o burai ke resgulle! Pap ki berfi, bewafa ke laddu, matlabi chuski, badmashi ke pedhe, jhoot ke kalakand, tu bada hi sweet hai reh!
After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna started his practice. He checked the first patient's eyes, tongue & ears by torch & finallly said "Bole Toh, torch theek hai kiya?
A 60 year old bachelor advertises his Zaoorat-e-rishta, after a month he got a reply which said,
"Mian sahib, iss umar mein RISHTA nahi FARISHTAY aata hein!"
Son: "Dad, what is an idiot?"
Dad: "An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?"
Son: "No"
A man passionately proposed to the woman of his dreams with the words "Will you marry me? My father is a millionaire and 93 years old. He is going to die soon and then I shall be very very rich. What do you say?" She said nothing but a week later, she became his step-mother!
A Father asked his son "Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?"
The Son replied "Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye!"
Kafy Americans chand per poanch gay han, Listen, apnay mehbooba koh
chand mat kehna werna teen charr log aus per be char jain gay!
A man says to his girlfriend "Kiss me now & I'll be yours for life." His girlfriend replied "Thanks for the warning!"
Boy: "Mom, aaj mera dost ghar araha hai, ghar keh sab khilone chhupa de.
Mom: "Tera dost chor hai kya?" Boy: "Nahin, woh apne khilone pahechan lega!"
First prisoner: "What were you convicted for?"
Second prisoner: "Nothing."
First prisoner: "Honestly, for nothing. I stole a wallet, but there was nothing in it"
Dham Dham Dhamaka!
~CHANDNI~ said:
mukhara os ka chand seraat hai chandani
meray ghar mein aa gie hai chanda ki chandani
kismat ke andehray khabi dor neigh hotay
suraj ki roshani ho ya chanda ki chandani
payar ki khatier to kuch kerna peray ga
kismat ka saath ho ya chanda ki chandani
os ki khushi ab marie khushi ke sang ho gie
chanda ke saath ho jab chanda ki chandani
chudahvien ka chand, sumendar ka shoar tha
lahroun pe hama rakhas chanda ki chandani
otra jo chand mehfil mein ronaq se ho gie
dewana bana deatie hai chanda ki chandani
dareachay se deakh rahie thi ke jab wahan
aangan mein pehlie thi chanda ki chandani
phir chup gay thay taray chanda ki oat mein
jab chand ne pehlaie thi chanda ki chandani
mehsus ho raha hai tu meray ass pass hai
pehlie hai shaied is gharie chanda ki chandani
dewana hai chokar saada chand ke lea
chand ka khumar hai ya chanda ki chandani.
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~CHANDNI~ said:
kahan aye dost chale ja rahe ho
bohat agay nikalte ja rahe ho
chale jao magar yeh to bata do
yeh raste kyun badalte ja rahe ho
dilo ko ishq ki soli charha kar
kahan ab haath milate ja rahe ho
humein samjha rahe ho pyaar se tum
suno tum bhi badalte ja rahe ho
utha kar bhojh kandhon par
jafa ka suna hai phir
sambhalte ja rahe ho
lagi ho chout dil pe jaise
utha kar dard chalte ja rahe ho
rut ko bewaja he puch beithey ho
khaber kya thi k jalte ja rahe ho
bhara kar dosti roja se
kahan saiyoon mein chalte ja rahe ho
jao chale jao
kabhi wapis na ana
chale jao chhor k
kabhi mor kar na dekhna
magar jane se pehle
mere ek sawal ka jawab de jana
TUM BIN JIYA JAYE KAISE????
~CHANDNI~ said:i lov to eat morga
MISS SCORPIO said:Main nay tujhay deekha, Dhekti rahi, Dhekhti hi geye. Phir mujper chashma lag gaya!
Mujh ko naya zamana hairat main dalta hai ,Jis ka gala dabaoon woh aankhain nikalta hai!
Yaad kartay hain tumhain tanhai main, dil dooba hai gamoon ki gherai main. Hamain mat dhoondoo dunya ki bher main, hum milenge tumhain phir kisi Free sms ki deal main!
Ye sulgtah hua jism, Ye kap-kapate hue honth, Ye thar-tharatehua badan, Ya lad-khadati hui awaz. Mujhe pehle hi paata tha ya nishaaniya Malaria ki hi hai!
Palko pe apni baithaya hai tumhe, badi dino ke baad paya hai tumhe, aasani se nahi mile tum, National Zoological park se churaya hai tumhe!
~CHANDNI~ said:bhaga bhagaaaaa DOSHMn (morga) bhaga chaker woh &nbs p; chalaya
kitna
maza
agyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. .
~CHANDNI~ said:hahhahahhahahahhahah MS and MM yah sardaR+ MORGAY+ BOYZ itny duffer kiyon hoty hy
MISS SCORPIO said:Miss mine
Chandniiiiiiiiiiiiii
Warmth of Love
Aap saab koh mera Salaam.
Kaise hai saab?
~CHANDNI~ said:Roses r lal
skies r nila,
ur brain is like khali patila.boyz
Bura man liya?
O.K
Roses r red
skies r blue,
I born smart
what d hell hapened to u.
Thora sa or bura manlo :p
dham dham dham dhmakaaaaaaa
