QUEEN VICTORIA
Age: 124
7828 days old here
Total Posts: 26285
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Location:
Lahore, Pakistan
Gum woh cheez hai ... Gum woh cheez hai ... jisse paper chipkaya jaata hai . (wah wah wah wah ) ****************************************
Tum aa gaye ho,Noor aa gaya hai Chalo teeno picture chalen..... ****************************************
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan Lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan ****************************************
Before Marrige :- takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti tajmahal banana chahata hoon lekin mumtaz nahi milti After Marriage :- takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti tajmahal banana chahata hoon lekin mumtaz nahi marti ****************************************
Neil Armstrong Chand par Gaya aur Farmaya Ye Saala, Idhar hawa kyon nahin ayaa. **************************************** Maine tujhse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe pita Maine tujhse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe pita Sin theta by cos theta is equal to tan theta wah wah wah wah wah..... ****************************************
Kutta ban gaya hoon tere pyaar main yakeen nahin aata to suno...Bhow..bhow..bhow
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Maine tujhe pyar kiya, saraswati samajh kar Tere baap ne mujhe pita, agarbattti samajh kar
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Chai mai patti nahi to chai ka kya maza . Chai mai pati nahi to chai ka kya maza. Collage mai ladki nahi to padna ka kya maza . ****************************************
Aaakhain Taras Gaye Tumhara Khyal Aa Gaya Ab To Chehra Dikha Do, Naya Saal Aaa Gaya ****************************************
Jahaan Gaaye The Khushiyon Ke Taraane Muqaddar Dekhiye Roye Wahiin Par Hue Masjid Se Gum Juute Hamaare JahaaN Se Paaye The, Khoye Wahiin Par. ****************************************
Humse Kya Khata Hui Ki Mail Aanna Band Hai....... Aap hi humse naraz hain ya Mail Server band Hai........ ****************************************
kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai ...... ke kyon kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai?? **************************************** &n bsp; Maine tujhe sau-sau khat likhe, tune kisi ka bhi jawab nahi diya; kahin tere dil mein raddi ki tokri to nahi? ****************************************
Woh chham chham karke aayee Aur chham chham karke chalee gayee Main sindoor ka dibba lekar khada raha Woh Rakhee bandh ke chalee gayee... ****************************************
Kar diya izhare-ishq hamne telephone par, laakh rupaye ki bat thi, do rupaye main ho gayee (wah wah) ****************************************
shairi to aati nahi shayar banne chale shairi to aati nahi shayar banne chale sar pe baal nahi amitabh bachan banne chale ****************************************
Khuda se Scooter manga.. Car di Apartment manga.. bangla diya; dost manga to tumhain diya.. Khuda ne is bar aisa zulm kyoun & nbsp;
QUEEN VICTORIA
Age: 124
7828 days old here
Total Posts: 26285
Points: 0
Location:
Lahore, Pakistan
Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman ro raha hai Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman ro raha hai Nonsense! yeh sab kya ho raha hai? ****************************************
Kaaash ke tere chehre par Chickenpox ke daag hote..... Kaaash ke tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote..... Chand to tu hai hi ...sitaare bhee saaath hote !!! ****************************************
Duniya Se Jo Darre, Usse Kaayar Kehte Hain, Duniya Jisse Darre, Usse Shaayar Kehte Hain, Biwi Se Jo Darre, Usse Shohar Kehte Hain. ****************************************
Jise dil diya woh delhi chali gayi.. Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi... Dil ne kaha khudkushi kar le zalim... Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi...(manhoos) ****************************************
Ladki boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi, Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi, Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.
Ladka bola : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga, Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga, Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga. ****************************************
QUEEN VICTORIA
Age: 124
7828 days old here
Total Posts: 26285
Points: 0
Location:
Lahore, Pakistan
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak [Audience: Are bhai,aage bhi to bolo.] Hawa he hawa hai.[wah wah wah] ****************************************
Pyar mein kisi ne Dhoka to kisi ne kasam khayi hai, Hum woh majnoo hain jisne sirf laat khayi hai. ****************************************
Main tere pyar mein pagal howa chaliye Mein tere pyar mein pagal howa chaliye, Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye. **************************************** Dharti, tarey, pahaar, pathar Dharti, tarey, pahaar, pathar....... Ekhathar, bahathar, chauhathar, tihathar! **************************************** Aaj asmaan mein taare aise chamak rahae hain Aaj asmaan mein taare aise chamak rahae hain, Bilkul jaise kal chamak rahae thae...(wah wah) ****************************************
Dooor se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi..... Dooor se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi..... Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi ****************************************
Dooor se dekha to Pathar dikhta tha..... Dooor se dekha... to Pathar dikhtaa thaa..... Paas jake dekha to... suchmuch Patthhar hi thaa... ****************************************
Dooor se dekha to paani baras raha tha Dooor se dekha to paani baras raha tha Paas gaya... to bheeg gaya... *****************************************
