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Topic: vo kagaz ki kashti vo barish ka pani...

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Posted 26 Jan 2005

Topic: vo kagaz ki kashti vo barish ka pani...

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TEACHER== Name four members of the cat family?

STUDENTS== Daddy cat,Mummy cat and two kittens !


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Police man== Stop, stop, your headlights are not working.

The Man== Move, move, even the brakes are not working.


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Posted 26 Jan 2005

Topic: vo kagaz ki kashti vo barish ka pani...

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dost19 said:

....good ones


mujhey bhi cocacola peeni hai



milay milay gisab ko milay gi......
Posted 26 Jan 2005

Topic: vo kagaz ki kashti vo barish ka pani...

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God saw me hungry, he created pizza .

He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi

He saw me in dark, he created light .

He saw me without problems, he created YOU
Posted 26 Jan 2005

Topic: Hasrat hAy kay bany akk Tajmahal or

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°º*iS tHaT a pRiNcEsS i sEe oR aM i jUsT LoOkiNg iN tHe miRRor aGaiN?°º*


                    
Posted 26 Jan 2005

Topic: .. me pagal hu na ..

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SALL said:

deevano ki si na baat kare
to aur kare deevana kya


                       

               dance karay.......



NOW SERIOUS dewangi agar haad say bar jaey too dewana pagal khelata hai............

ye dhowan dhowa say rehnay doo mujhay ishq ki aaag main jalnay doo main pagal dewana teraaaaaa......

Posted 26 Jan 2005

Topic: .. me pagal hu na ..

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Meenu said:

maaaaammmmyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

         




aey tum waqai sall kay kochu pucho ho.........
Posted 26 Jan 2005

Topic: ZARoraty* Rishta

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JB Ki Rani said:

ok



wow rani kiya larki dhondi hai hacker kay liye....


       
Posted 26 Jan 2005

Topic: .. Shahdrah 2 ..

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nice pic sall.....
Posted 26 Jan 2005

Topic: Desi~EmotIcons WAR

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thxxxxx shaista
Posted 26 Jan 2005

Topic: <*> У§Ï GÜ¥ZZZ <*>

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YAS said:

no its gona be a surprise...




surprise ohh i love surprises...........



º*hE HoLdz mE WhEn i StArT 2 CrY*mAkEz mE sMiLe WiTh JuSs HiS eYeZ*sHaReZ mY hOpEz, DrEamz aNd FeAr aNd WiPez aWaY aLL mY tEaRz*i LuV HiM WiThOuT rEgReT*hOwEvEr, i jUsS hAvEn'T FoUnD HiM yEt.°º*
Posted 26 Jan 2005

Topic: ~DESISQUAD GALS ~

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YAS said:

yea i know alot of things



oh no u don't............


°º*GuYz aRe pLaYeRz..aNd ThaTz a FacT..DoNt faLL iN LuV jUsS pLaY eM bAck°º*
Posted 26 Jan 2005

Topic: Ч Mëmß뮧 Lögö§§

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JB Ki Rani said:




   ary   waoo nice
per
thanx   GOD   
   ahem
ahem
agey   khod hi samgh jao na







*LoViNG yOu iS LiKe BrEatHinG..HoW cAn i StOp?°º*
Posted 26 Jan 2005

Topic: Wherezzzz DS Memberzzzz?

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heart__hacker said:

sachi mainain app kii smajhdari ko kuch nahii kaha
wo




°º*DoNt HaTe Me cUz Im BeAUtiFuL, HaTe mE cUz..WeLL OkaE! HaTe mE cUz iM BeAuTiFuL!°º*
                           
Posted 26 Jan 2005

Topic: Wherezzzz DS Memberzzzz?

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JB Ki Rani said:

ary   ayee mam   ham app ko yade kar rahy thy








sachi koi humain bhi yad karta hai..........




°º*LoViNG yOu iS LiKe BrEatHinG..HoW cAn i StOp?°º*


               
Posted 26 Jan 2005

Topic: Ч Mëmß뮧 Lögö§§

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Posted 26 Jan 2005

Topic: Ч Mëmß뮧 Lögö§§

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oh ho nice rani.....
Posted 26 Jan 2005

Topic: Wherezzzz DS Memberzzzz?

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heart__hacker said:

nahii wo smahj dar walay log app ko nahii kaha
oppss i mean app ko hi kaha haii




kiya koi meray(samhajdar) baray main bat kar raha hai........
Posted 26 Jan 2005

Topic: Wel Kum Queen Of JB

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ab main broom stick say nechay kesay utronnnnn...
Posted 26 Jan 2005

Topic: **>Saadia here<** (a newbie)

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raja sapno ka shezada


RAJA @ KHUS FEHMI...........
Posted 26 Jan 2005

Topic: kashmiri beauty is here!

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kash_beauty said:

Queen of jb said:

     KASH AND QUEEN


on JB



hum donu kitnay ishtylish hein na
k0o0o0llll
thanxxxxx



ur welcome.........
Posted 26 Jan 2005

Topic: Hi-llo

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bhi inn ko welcome na karain ye ab 1000 post poranay ho gaey hain.........
Posted 26 Jan 2005

Topic: ~~! JBz SHOP !~~

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Posted 26 Jan 2005

Topic: Best Female Member of jb

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why don't u think abt new srk............................
                     
Posted 26 Jan 2005

Topic: Best Female Member of jb

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Mysterious Gal KON HAI .....
SANAM411 inn ko ajj hi parah hai.......
baqi bachi sall she is nice and   QUEEN VICTORIA, F16 ka poll phele hi mojod hai........
Posted 26 Jan 2005

Topic: heart_hacker ,CONGRATSSSS

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Posted 26 Jan 2005

Topic: heart_hacker ,CONGRATSSSS

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main nahi khel rahi heart hacker ye tum nay acha nahi kiya .........nani si jan ko itna daraya PM kar kay .......... phir too meri himat hi nahi hoi.............   
Posted 26 Jan 2005

Topic: ~~! JBz SHOP !~~

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gol gapay hain kisi ko khanay hain.......
Posted 25 Jan 2005

Topic: Kiss

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Posted 25 Jan 2005

Topic: Kiss

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JB Ki Rani said:

Ek din, main lahore pahuncha,
Station pe ek coolie se bahar jane ka rasta pooncha,
Coolie ne kaha "bahar jaake poocho."

Maine khud hi rasta doondh liya,
Bahar jaake taxiwale se pooncha,
"bhai saab minaray pakistan ka kitna loge?"
jawab mila, "bechna nahi hai.."

Taxi chod, maine bus pakad li,
conductor se pooncha, "ji. kya mein cigarette pi sakta hoon?"
wo gurrra kar bola, "hargiz nahi, yaha cigarette pina mana hai."
Maine kaha, "par wo janab to pi rahe hai!"
Phir se gurrrraya, " usne mujhse pooncha nahi hai."

minaray pakistan pahucha, hotel gaya.
Manager se kaha, " mujhe room chahiye, 7th manzil pe."
Manager ne kaha, "rahane ke liye ya koodne ke liye?"
Room pahucha, waiter se kaha, "ek paani ka gilas milega."!
Usne jawab diya, " nahi sahab, yaha to saare kanch ke milte hai."

Hotel se nikla dost ke ghar jaane ke liye,
Raste me ek sahab se pooncha,
"janab, ye sadak kaha ko jaati hai?"
Janab hans kar bole, " peechle bees saal se dekh rahan hoon, yahi padi
hai....kahin nahin jaati"

Dost ke ghar pahucha, to mujhe dekhte hi chownk pada
Usne poocha, "kaise aana hua?"
Ab tak to mujhe bhi aadat pad gayi thi,
Maine bhi jawab diya, "Train se.."
Meri aaobhagat karne ke liye dost ne apni biwi se kaha,
"areeee sunti ho... mera dost pehli baar ghar aaya hai, uuse kuch taza
khilao..
" sunte hi bhabhi ji ne ghar ki sari khidkiya aur darwaze khol diye.
Kaha, "tazi hawa kha lijiye."
Thodi der baad dekha, bhabiji apne grandson ko soola rahi thi,
Saath me lori bhi ga rahi thi, "diploma so ja, diploma so ja."
Lori soon mein hairan hua aur dost se poocha, "yaar ye diploma kya hai?"

Dost ne jawab diya, "mere grandson ka naam,
Beti karachi gayi thi, diploma lene ke liye aur saath mein ise le aayi,
isiliye hamne iska naam diploma rakh diya."
Phir maine pooncha, "aajkal tumhari beti kya kar rahi hai?"

Dost ne jawab diya, "karachi gayi! hai, aub degree lene ke liye...




Posted 25 Jan 2005
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