cheeta said:

oye pass hoo gaya tu pata hoo ga na yaar

yeh baat tumhain bhi pata chal gai?

~Fragi~ said:

Rehan M Din said:

meray bhejay mai to Custard aa raha tha...

bhala kiya link

~dead heart~ said:

Rehan M Din said:

~dead heart~ said:

Rehan M Din said:

meray bhejay mai to Custard aa raha tha...

bheja

bheja = mind

ina to mje b pta ha.
ap mje kaki na smjhen

kaki na samjhon to kya budhi mai samjhoon...
phir kahain gi keh mai nay budhi mai kaha hai.. .

~dead heart~ said:

Rehan M Din said:

~dead heart~ said:

ap SR ko kaki na samjhain ye kiska style ha

hawwwwwwwwwww... ap SR ko budhi mai keh rahi hain....

ye to ap keh ry hain main ni kaha

pehn para di gall ik honi chahi di ae...

cheeta said:

oye mera lunch apnay koun likh diya mujhay kuch kehna ka moka tu diya hota

~dead heart~ said:

*Silent Roar* said:

Rehan M Din said:

~dead heart~ said:

Rehan M Din said:

SupidGuy said:

Rehan M Din said:

Lunch time mai thori dair hi reh gai thee iss liye...

lunch mai kya khate ho????
zara batana!!!!

lunch karnay k baad bataon ga...

pehly pait poja
phr kam duja

kuch banaen gi to khaon ga na...
aisay kesay pait poja ho gi

inhon ne to biryani ap se banana seekhi hai.aur ab ap keh rahe hain k nashta b yeh bana k den. ap nai bana sakte

hun bolo pra ji

pehlay khaon ga... phir bolon ga...

*Silent Roar* said:

Rehan M Din said:

~dead heart~ said:

ap SR ko kaki na samjhain ye kiska style ha

hawwwwwwwwwww... ap SR ko budhi mai keh rahi hain....

mujhe budhi mai ~dead heart~ ne nai balke ap ne kaha hai

unhon nay kaha keh ap kaki nahi hain...
to jo kaki na howi woh budhi hi ho gi na...

*Silent Roar* said:

Rehan M Din said:

~dead heart~ said:

Rehan M Din said:

SupidGuy said:

Rehan M Din said:

Lunch time mai thori dair hi reh gai thee iss liye...

lunch mai kya khate ho????
zara batana!!!!

lunch karnay k baad bataon ga...

pehly pait poja
phr kam duja

kuch banaen gi to khaon ga na...
aisay kesay pait poja ho gi

inhon ne to biryani ap se banana seekhi hai.aur ab ap keh rahe hain k nashta b yeh bana k den. ap nai bana sakte

khanay wala kaam mai kar loon ga na... ab saray kaam in sai to nahi karwanay na... bechari banatay banatay thak jo jaen gi...

cheeta said:

kya irshad kiya app nay..........


pait our khanay ki .......... wah wah wah.......

*Silent Roar* said:

Rehan M Din said:

*Silent Roar* said:

apko kuch paty ki baat b pati hai?

aik hi patay ki baat pata hai...
aur woh hai meray ghar ka pata...

is k ilawa to kuch pata hi nai na ap ko becharyyy.itne bare ho gaye hain magar abi b roti ko chochi bolte hain.

patay ki baat yahi aik hai...
baqi sab baghair patay wali batain hain...

cheeta said:

chal jhootay...........

acha sacha bhai jan...

*Silent Roar* said:

Rehan M Din said:

~dead heart~ said:

Rehan M Din said:

*Silent Roar* said:

ab main b jane wali hon light b jane wali hai. byeeeee

ap kya bijli sai chalti hain?

computer bijli sy chalta hai. apko nahin pata

to SR kya computer hain?

main ap ko computer lagti hoon ap khud hon ge computer............... huh

to daaant kyoun rahi hain...

~dead heart~ said:

ye itna shafa baksh luab e dahan kis ka ha?baba ji ka ya cheety ka?

cheeta said:

nahi its ok woh thuk say hi kaam chulla lay ga

suna hai os per bhi tax lagnay laga hai...

cheeta said:

3rd party wali

~dead heart~ said:

Rehan M Din said:

~dead heart~ said:

Rehan M Din said:

~dead heart~ said:

Rehan M Din said:

to unn baba ji k baray mai kya kahain gi
jo abbay nahi hotay lekin budhay hotay hain...
unhain kehtay hain...
ae baba jee ap ko ghar chor aen...
chalain baba jee ap ki shadi karwa detay hain..
road cross karwa doon baba jee?? etc etc.

bhai ye waly baba ji usi sense may bola jata hai jesy

amma ji apko ghar chor doon
ama ji road cross krwa doon
ya phir budhi amma bn jao gi tb shadi krni ha


yar aj kal me edu of urdu parh ri hoon isliy urdu k mumly may thori aqal aa ri ha.heheh

to fragi kya woh walay baba hain...
aur in ki os wali amma sai shadi ho gi?

ji han ye wo waly BABA hain or shadi b kisi MAAI sy e krengy

MAAAI mil gai kya?

baba ji ko pochain MY mil gai hamain kia pta

baba ji aj kal atay hi nahi yahan

lagta hai mil hi gai ho gi...

~dead heart~ said:

Rehan M Din said:

~dead heart~ said:

Rehan M Din said:

~dead heart~ said:

thory sy smjhdar to hain

thoray sai hee hain...
ziada hotay to acha hota ...

nai ji mard ko zyada smjhdar ni hona chaey. wrna gals bewakoof kesy bnaen gi apni qoam sy ghadari

kon si qaum?

gals qaum

~dead heart~ said:

Rehan M Din said:

~dead heart~ said:

kaan may baten ni krty

to phir naak mai batain kartay hain kya???

haan naak may baten krny waly achy singer b ban jaty hain

~dead heart~ said:

cheeta said:

asan urdu main bolo bhai shayid samajh aa gaye..............



beychari char jamatein parh jati tu ajj yeh din nahi dekhna perta

haan bechari ny 5veen pas kr li

mai nay to suna tha SHEEEEEESHAM mai hain

~dead heart~ said:

Rehan M Din said:

*Silent Roar* said:

hum wait kar rahe hain ap kab tickets lain ge?

bas wait hi karti rahain...

to aur kia krna chaey

~dead heart~ said:

Rehan M Din said:

ap nahi samjhain gi jo ham poch rahay hain...

means apko bat smjhana ni ata

~dead heart~ said:

Rehan M Din said:

~dead heart~ said:

Rehan M Din said:

fragi paa jee aa jao... aur free ticket bhi letay aana circus kay...

fragi jiiiiiiiii aen ticket laen

circus kay ticket lanay ka kahain... warna woh bus kay ticket utha kar lai aen gay...

enay siyanay hain

to aur kya...

cheeta said:

asan urdu main bolo bhai shayid samajh aa gaye..............



beychari char jamatein parh jati tu ajj yeh din nahi dekhna perta

cheeta said:

oye punga is not chunga