Mujrim said:

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Mujrim said:

jee issi liye aaj hum bhi qayam hai

moo na kholo machar ghus jayega

bara tasty hota hai....

acha jee

to aur kya... uss kay bone marrow ke to kya hee baat hai...

sedhay se bolde nalli

MIKH....

nalli ka gooda

aur vee kuch kehtay hain per yaad nahi aa raha...

yaad aaye to das dena

aap ko kyoun dasson....?/?

to kisko dasso gay

kisi ko bhee per aap ko nahi....

cutefriend said:

rehan bhai ki shadi

oye oye mubarkan

Honay to do... phir mubarakan dena... duaen bhee aur gift bhee...

cutefriend said:

achi cheezon ka hmmmmm baba jee mong phali ka aj kal kiya rate chal raha hia

Mong phali kay saath rewari ka bhee...

cutefriend said:

pagloon walye kam hain yeh

Pagalon walay nahi "JOLAHAZ"   

Mujrim said:

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Mujrim said:

aap kehtay ho to AC ya cooler on karde

itni jaldi...
NAMONIA....

hain jee namonia kahan se aagaya beech mei

Thand mai AC ho ga to Namonia hee ho ga na...
Ham woh to nahi jo martay hee thand sai hain....

yaar idhar to kuch houses mei no fans just AC
raat ko AC full kambal hora aram se soya

AC wid blanket....

ahoo alag hee maza aata hai thandak mei bhi gharmi ka ehsas

yeh alag nahi ikatha maza hai...

Mujrim said:

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Mujrim said:

bus jee ab hum boltay hee nai jao

jee ab jaake kahin normal huwe hai

MANAGER

bolo bolo... roka to nahi bolnay sai...

pehlay abnormal thay...


Suntay he nahi manager uncle...

jao mei nai bolta

jee

manager

mera bhai naraj ho gya...


lagta hai kutt khani hai...

paray ho


ahooo

awwwwwww... mera bhai...


Littar sai ya fir danday sai...

jo u ko pasand hai shiroo hojao hum hazir hai

aao gay fir sochain gay keh kis cheez sai kutt lagaen...
wesay donon hee ho jen to kitna acha hai na ...

~CHANDNI~ said:

Rehan M Din said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

moghy bhi   chahy faloooooodaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Manager uncle ko kab sai keh raha hooon... latay hee nahi...

cutefriend said:

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cutefriend said:

jahan tak mera khyal hai yeh namonia left side se aya hai

right sai ana mana hai kya?

idher rite kam hota hi koi nai tu phir rite ka kiya taluk

ham hain to rite bhee ho sakta hai...

~Fragi~ said:

o yaar kissi achee cheezon ka zikar karo na

cutefriend said:

wah rehan bhai wah

new_beau said:

Rehan M Din said:

new_beau said:

hye hye kya School life yaad kerwa di Rehan Miann.....

Class 9th...Roll No. 14....Rizwan Iqbal...

Teacher: Shakeel Saheb


Teacher nay Ghazal sunayee ...aur rizwan saheb ki Hiss-e-Tabah Aazmayee Pharak uthi


"Mujhay Kal Gali mainn Para Hua, Kisi Ajnabi ka Khat Mila"
"Kahin Khoon-e-Dil say Likha Hua, Kahin Aansoo'onn say Mita hua"

Mainn Hairaan hoon iss baat per, Mujhay tun na kiyun samajh sakay"
"Meri Daastaan-e-Hayaat ka tou Warar Waraq hay Khula hua"




Buss uss zamanaay mainn Hum Class fellows issi tarah Baray Shayer Hazraat kay kalaam ki "ISLAH" kiya kertay thay

Matlab shuru sai hee aisay hain...

Wesay kis shair kay kalam ke "ISLAH" ziada hoti thee?

no specification....Jo bhi haath aa jaye

Shair ko pakar kar "Islah' kartay thay...

Mujrim said:

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NB se poochlena
becharay ke kaan latak gaye thay

kyoun unnn ka kaan sai aap latak gae thay...

unhonay ghalti se kaan mei earrings ke bajayee necklace laga diya tha

Eearing....
Necklace...

rehndo aapkay bas ki baat nai

kya meray bas ki baat nahi....??

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Mujrim said:

yeh kaam mei to hum maahir hai bhari awaz jo hai humari

late ho gae.... hunn tay basant mukkk vee gai...

oye khair hai idhar to basant manali na humne

hamain kisi nay nahi dikhae na...

kya daikhna tha aapne

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~Fragi~ said:

Mujrim said:

wah jee pehla banda dekha maar ke bhool jata hai


no fragi baba aa jhappi paa isko baad mei dekh leinge

han aab is ko dekhna hhee hoga na

no worries jee poori power aur paisa lagadooga

aur woh khilona chaaqo bhee...

jis din us khilonay aapkay khilaaf use kiya to khoonam khoon hojaogay aap

azma kar daikh lo...

samnay aap aakay daikhlo
phir hum azma leinge

Jab Islamabad aaen gay to yeh hasrat bhee pori ho jae ge..
per sanu pata hai.. hona wona kuj nahi...

kyunki yeh chakoo mei laa nai sakooga airport pe pakar lena hai mujhe

masoom_shetan said:

queen jee kia aap aasai kion bethy hooo .... barish main...

un ko barish pasand ho gee... bery simple...

Mujrim said:

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~Fragi~ said:

Mujrim said:

wah jee pehla banda dekha maar ke bhool jata hai


no fragi baba aa jhappi paa isko baad mei dekh leinge

han aab is ko dekhna hhee hoga na

yeh hasrat bhee pori ho jae ge...
basant k liye lahore aa rahay hain...????

hum to yahin mana rahay hai

wahan per kites mil gai....

jee har saal yahan organize kartay hai basant

kitnay saal ho gae...???

5-6 saal to hogayee janab

Mujrim said:

abhi court marriage kee thi kya rehan bhai jo ab shaadi dhoom dham se karogay??

Asman se Tapki said:

apko bata dia to ap darnay lagain gay mjhse.

nick aiven e yeh rakh lia.kuch or sujha nai.

Joke....rehan is a nice person

Nahi... mai helmet pehn kar jb per aana shuru kar doon ga...


aiwaen...


leah.... yeh to app nay joke joke mai sachi aur khari baat keh de...

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abbe chal be har cheez ke liye apna apna


bus umeed se hee rehna aap

har cheez k liye kahan sai aa gya...???

aagaya jee aap to bhool jatay ho har cheez

aap ko kon si yaad rehti hain....

humei rehti hai thori buhut

yeh batao parson sai 3 din pehlay raat ko khanay mai kya khaya tha?

yaad hai dost ki b'day party thi to burger khaya tha 19 ko

date to batao zara kya thee...

kahan na 19

ajeeb baat nahi... 19 ko date bhee 19...

jee ajab kamal haina

aisa kyoun nahi hota keh 20th ho aur date 19th...

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

aap kehtay ho to AC ya cooler on karde

itni jaldi...
NAMONIA....

hain jee namonia kahan se aagaya beech mei

Thand mai AC ho ga to Namonia hee ho ga na...
Ham woh to nahi jo martay hee thand sai hain....

yaar idhar to kuch houses mei no fans just AC
raat ko AC full kambal hora aram se soya

AC wid blanket....

Darkness said:

hein sachi mujhay bhe jana hai

aap bhee chalay jaen... gift lai kar... kisi nay roka hai kya?

QUEEN VICTORIA said:

hi hi bara dukh hua rehan jee







waisay gud hai gahzal

yakeen maanain mera kalam nahi hai...

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

bus jee ab hum boltay hee nai jao

jee ab jaake kahin normal huwe hai

MANAGER

bolo bolo... roka to nahi bolnay sai...

pehlay abnormal thay...


Suntay he nahi manager uncle...

jao mei nai bolta

jee

manager

mera bhai naraj ho gya...


lagta hai kutt khani hai...

paray ho


ahooo

awwwwwww... mera bhai...


Littar sai ya fir danday sai...