heart__hacker said:

well slik
kabii apnay parents say ask kerna kay un kii shadi kasay hoyii mean un kay time per shadi kasay hotii thii.just wo log rishtay kii baat kerty thay aur shadi kedayty thay na larky say poocha aur na larki say.aur abb daykho parents phaly apnay bechoo say poochtay haii aur shadi kii baat kerty haii,
aur may yay nahii khat pyar ka kasoor haii but ajj kul ka humrara pyar bii to kuch time kay leay hota haii na.
aur phir ajj kaal kay heer ranja nay kis kii sunni haii.
yay wo hii kerty haii jo in ka dil khata haii.
ajj koyii real lover nahii sub time pass kerty haii aur ager un kii marzi kii shadi na ho to apnii wife ya hasbond ko bora bala khaty haii kay tumhari waja say yay hoo etc.

i know, but im talkin bout reall and devoted love, not a fling yaar!
thats the thing, but every generatiob brings along its own advancement, they were alot more liberal than their parents and we are alot more than them, im just sayin they shudnt force their thinking onto uss! thats all
n btw, ma parents had a love marriage and a very happy to this very day!

SaPnA said:

i know how she know that because when allah sent him to hell slick and i was watching him from heaven

hehehe, exactly!
dats how we met deatho!
he tries once in a while to climb over to the walls of heaven but hum dono dhukka de ker usse wapis hell mein pohochaa detay hein!

ubb chul phoot yahan se!

ok, phir theek hai! rehnay diya!

madmax said:

slik chik said:

madmax said:

slik chik said:

madmax said:

me too dont want a smaller fight then me going to buy a bazooka for tommrow fight ok then get ur self ready for tommorow fight

OKIES, ME READY, I GOT MASELF SEVERAL DOZEN OF BOMBS AND ALL, A DOZEN OF KLASHINKOVES AND A BUNCH OF BAZOOKAS, AND NOT TO FORGET, AK47@S ASWELL ANS ALOT MORE! BASICALLY, I RAIDED THE THE ISRAELI ARMY, LOLZ, I STOLLE ALL THERE WEAPONS! MUAHAHAHAHAH, NOW THEY CAN GO N FIGHT BY THROWIN STONES AT PPL !LOLZ, HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA!
MADDY, UR A GONNER DUDE!

hey people listen who's on the news
aaj ki tazza khabar aaj ki taza khabar
slick ko arrest kar leya gaaya hay
bawasooq zaraya say maloom howa hay kay slick ki underworld aur al qaida kay sath links tay

tafseelat arahy hain ............

now ab may fight kis kay sath karoon ga

lolz....buchoo, that was a fake slik chik, ma copy, the real deal is still here, live n kickin!
aint no one gots da power to hold me down!
chul fight shuroo ker maddy!

hahahaha aint no one gots th power to hold me down
wake up kid mady is here now he can handle chicks well
ok slick dont run come back i wont hurt u i promise
bhag gayi

oye chup ker, nikaalo apni guns,aur maidaan mein aajao!
agar dum hai to!
mein kissi se nahi durtee! sumjha?

ffm said:

wohi to suni sunayee baatoon sey bhi reality change nahi hoti

oye chup ker, zyada shanaa bunay ki koshish naa ker!
buddaa aya humein sumjhanay ke liye!
jaa ke buchoon ke saath khelo!

ffm said:

well case is dis .. y r ya spreadin da negative points .. n mind it yeh islam kee baatein nahi hian ye yahan kee fazool customs hain due to otha religious influnce ...

but y are u tryin to hide the bad points! we do have bad points and sum of us dont like to look away from them, ignoring negative points wont get rid of them! understood!

ffm said:

well well is tarah k cases kam hotey hain aur un ko expose ziada kiya jata hai ..

nopes, i mean, a mans ego does not wash away just becuz he's educated!
just for the record, alisha, ma dads's freind, a very highly established and a very rich doctor was married to a british lady but they got divorced! she tried gettin her kids back but she cudnt since they were with the dad! father of the kid married again and the step mum was horrible to them! this guy had a 18 yr old daughter and she was a very pretty and gorgeous gurl! the step mum didnt like her n all! so she got a rishta of a 40 yr old guy for her and ofcourse she refused it! so she went and told the fathersumthin and got him against his own daughter and the father told the daughter that she has to marry the guy and she sed no way, i wont and so in he went to the room got his gun out and shot her in the chest 6 times! the daughter died on the spot!
pople were so sad becuz of the way she was killed becuz she was such a lovely gurl and everybody knew the step mother was the one who caused all this
and wen the father anger and pride took a step back, he realised wat he had done and he was crying like a mad man at the funeral of his daughter!
now, the real mother has no idea her youngest daughter has been brutally killed by her own father, a soo called educated and broad minded person! nobody has the heart to tell the mother cuz they r afraid sumthin might happen to her as she isnt keeping well either!
so ffm, im just tryin to proove the point that being educated and all doesnt stop ones ego, pride and the devil that resides within them!
for that u need to be able to control urself and be able to judge a situation for yerself and not let anyone mislead u!
education is the way forward but its not a solution!
this story makes a gurl even from the really liberal and braod minded family fear for there lives, becuz neither was that gal from a conservative family and neither was the family uneducated!

yeah yeah yeah, watever! pkaistan celebrates every single eid on the wrong day! enda disscussion!
and eid mubarak to u too maddy!

PowerCurve said:

Well done slikchik...larhtey larthey tum ney 2000 posts bhi kerliye...Good luck for the next landmark..:P

(SLIKCHIK said:100 baar paida ho..khareed nahin sakthey)

matlab tu bikney wali cheez hai...
kitna paisa logey...lol

Aapna rate batao...

koi bhi is duniya mein 100 baar paida nahin hosaktha..doosrey baar bhi nahin...lagtha hai tum hindu ho..agar muslim ho ta aaisay kaha bhi kaisey...

(SLIKCHIK SAID:meri standare tumharistandard se kaheen unchi hai)

Acha zara aapni standard to batana...aab bata bhi nahin sako gey...Kion kiya minister,Mayor,chief minister,prime minister pr3esident...ki daughter ho...

Aabbhi dekh letey hain terey standard kia hai...

kaunsa computer hai..web cam bhi saath mein hay...Car kaunsey hai...kitney houses hain aap ke ya aap ke dad key...kitney zameen hai...kahan kahan hai...batao na kiski dfaughter ho..ya tum kia cheez ho?...

ya sirf bundulz marna jantey ho...?

well tahnks for the post but then again, the reason y i sed u cant buy me even if u cud come to life 100 times is that both are impossible! u cant put a price on me and neither cud u reincarnate so many times!

and ofcourse, bout the whole prime minister and all stuuf u was on bout, just prooves that ur a typical paki, always judging a persons value or standard by the money in the pocket!
so, lemme make it clear, ma true standards are ma ethics, ma thinking , my honesty and the fact that i dont pretend to be wat im not!
those are things that shows a standard of a person, not materialistic things like money dude
and just to let u know, i come from a very higly established family, since u seem to judge a persons character and standards by money!

dreamsUnlimited said:

so u mean dey shud have used him on dis eid instead of buying from outside...(j/K)

dats exactly ma point!

oooooh dayam!

exactly, knock knock knockin at the door!
pleaze have some male versions of hoors for us bechaari gals in heaven aswell, i mean, we have to be good all our lives just to be stuck with the same man in heaven too?
no wonder we dont try to be good!

hehehe, dont u worry darling, ur day will cum too!

ffm said:

slik chik said:

WAT, OH CUM ON LIL BROLLY, CUM BACK DUDE WELL KICK KIDDO OUT> OK?
AND NO, IZAAT NAHI KUM HOGA!
DONT GO MAN!

jb ka eka dushman kiddo na   

man, u really can predict how we feel bout ya! hehehehe

lolz
ofcourse he does, hes the king of all burkaa's, im amazed his parents went out and bought a bakra wen they already had one at home!
its called fazool khurchee!
hahahahahahaha!

SALL said:

kiddooo beta
no worries.. hum apne khyalat se kaho to aap ko bhi mustfteed () kar dein


abssssss RITE chik..
kya naaa..


once i watched a movie and first time mujhe laga k movies mei kuch SACHI baat hoti hai.. there was a dialogue something like
SAARE KHANDAN KI IZZAT LARKI KI ZIMMEDARI HOTI HAI
BUR LARKI KI APNI KOI IZZAT NAHI HOTI
and that's it


yarrr mera bohott bohottt dil kar raha hai to start a poll,,
par kya naaa.. should i ?¿

yeah i know that dialogue, its from lujja!
i mean, how long are we gona fight for aour rights,are men so thick that they dont understand a simple thing as equality!
but then again, i heard the sayin once that a woman is another womans biggest enemy!
and its true!
kurkiyoon ke baray mein saree afwaayein bhi to aur auratein hi shuroo kertein hein!
its disgracefull!
i wish our older ladies wud cop on and stop leaving everything onto destiny's and kismaat! cuz god doesnt help u unless u help urself!

hwheheheheheh!
mullah kiddo!

me?
i dont deal with bukra's!
(unless bukra is a code word for guys!)

hahahahahahaahaha

bakroon ki barish!

kiss ki deatho>?

hmmmm....interesting, deatho's best friend dr.death! kewl!
well hope u have a really kewl stay ova here in jb!
and deatho, u sure thats not u on another id?
cuz i think u used that avatar before, u know, the one he's got!hm.........fishy fishy!
oh well, wellcome anyway!
im slik chik, as u can see!
and well......wat can i say bout me, u'll find out eventually!

madmax said:

most genuin and real guy,

i am 100% sure aap meray baat kar rahy hoo

IM SURE ITS NOT U, IM TALKIN BOUT MANI MADDY!

ffm said:

hey HAJJ AAJ SAHI HOYA HAI >> WOH WAHAN KEE DATE THEE >> AUR HAMAREY HAAN DATE AUR HAI >>>IS DAT CLEAR

EID WAS ON THE FIRST, END OF DISCUSSION!
PAKISTAN HER KAAM MEIN PEECHAY REH JATA HAI!
LOLZ, I ASKED MY CUZIN Y THEY WERE HAVIN THERE EID IN PAK ON THE 2ND WHEN IT WAS ON THE FIRST IN SAUDI, N U KNOW WAT HIS RESPONSE WAS: LOLZ, HE SED: OUR MULLAH'S ARE BLONDES, THATS Y! HEHEHEEHHE
THAT WAS A GOOD ONE! HEHEHEHE!

WAT, OH CUM ON LIL BROLLY, CUM BACK DUDE WELL KICK KIDDO OUT> OK?
AND NO, IZAAT NAHI KUM HOGA!
DONT GO MAN!

DAYAM, HONOUR KILLING IS A LOAD OF RUBBISH! I MEAN, Y DONT THEY KILL THE MEN ASWELL FOR SHAMING A WOMAN!
UFFF, THIS SEXIST WORLD IS DRIVIN ME NUTS!
HUM AURATOON KO TO JUNAT MEIN BHI MENS JESSAY RIGHT NAHI MILTAY, TO FORGET BOUT THIS WOLRD! I MEAN, IF A MAN GOES TO JUNAT, HES GONA HAVE LOADS OF HOORS AND IF A WOMAN GOES, SHE'L BE STUCK WITH HER HUBBY! I MEAN, THAT SO NOT FAIR!
PURANAY OR GHISSAY PIITTAY HUBBY KA KYA KERNA?
LIFE IS SO UNFAIR, SO UNFAIR!
YA ALLAH, Y THIS BE-INSAAFI, I MEAN, ISS DUNYA MEIN BE-INSAAAFI TO HAI, LEKIN JUNAT MEIN BHI! DATS NOT FAIR ALLAH!

hey eid mubarak to every one!
hope u all are havin a brilliant time!

hahaha, thanks cutes!
and thats to everyone else! can u believe it, i didnt even notice it!
but thanks alot to everybody!

lolz, jessay bhi hai musharaaf, hes done alot more in this small span of time fo pakistan, and thats a fact! OUR RELATIONS WITH INDIA R GETTIN BETTER AND THE REST OF THE WORLD!
OUR ECONOMY IS IMPROVING SLOWLY YET ITS BEETER THAN BEFORE AND ALOT OF OTHER PROJECTS THAT TOOK PLACE DURING HIS TIME!

I DUNNO MUCH BOUT GENERAL ZIA SO I WONT COMMENT ON HIM, BUT HING IS, MUSHARAFF KNOWS THE WAY FORWARD TO KEEPIN IN CONTACT WITH THE REST OF THE WORLD! AND ITS sh*t THE WAY ALL THESE MULLAH N STUFF ARE AGAINST AMERICA N ALL, OK, I BLAME THEM IN THE EVENT OF IRAQ, BUT THE MULLAHS WERE ALWAYS AGAINST THEM AND THE BRIT, BUT WEN IT CUMS TO ASYLUM SEEKING, THEY RUN OVER TO UK OR AMERICA AND LIVE ON THERE TAX PAYER MONEY! THEY R ONLY IN FOR THERE OWN BENEFIT!
LIKE I SED BEFORE, THEY R ALL ABOUT PREACHING AND NOT PRACTISING!
U CANT RUN A COUNTRY ALONE BY DRAMATISM,EGO OR EMOTIONS, U HAVE TO BE REALISTIC IN ORDER TO HAVE A NEAR TO BALANCED COUNTRY!
AND MUSHARAAF IS DEFINATELY PROOVING THAT AT THE MOMENT!
IF WE AINT HESITANT BOUT TAKIN AID FROM UK AND US, THEN WE SHUDNT BE HESITANT ON LIVING ALONG NICELY WITH THEM OR SOCIALISING!
Y ARE ALL THE WESTERN COUNTRY IN SUCH STRONG UNITY WITH EACHOTHER, BECUZ THEY THINK BOUT EACHOTHER AS A WHOLE, THEY HAVE FAITH IN EACHOTHER, WHILE OUR PPL, EVERYONE THINKS OF THERE OWN POCKETS FIRST, THATS Y WE R ALWAYS LEFT BEHIND, IN EVERYTHING!
IF WE HAD SUM UNITY AND BROTHERHOOD IN BETWEEN OURSELVES, WE'LL BE ON THE WAY TO BEIN STRONG NATIONS ASWELL!
WE COMPLAIN BOUT AMERICA BEIN SELFISH AND POWER HUNGRY AND NOT TO MENTION RACIST, WHILE WE ARE RACISTS WITH EACH OTHER CUZ ONES A PUNJABI OR A PAHTAHN OR A SINDHI!
WE R THEY ONES WHO DONT APPRECIATE THE LIVES OF OUR OWN PPL WHILE THE WESTERNERS APPRECIATE IT GREATLY!
THAT SEZ ALOT MORE ABOUT US THAT IT DOES BOUT THE WEST AND IM BASICALLY ASHAMED OF IT!

to tumhe kya problem hai ager mein kissi aur ke saath baat keroon!
taang tum arraathay ho aur ilzaam mujhe pe?wah wah!
now im definately sure that i was right bout u bein an attention seeker!
u started butting in on my conversation, i didnt butt into urs!
and lolz big times, meri standare tumharistandard se kaheen unchi hai, issi liye tum se baath kerna mujhe apni insult lugta hai!
and servantslolz, yeah lolz big times!
tumhare servants to kya, tum agar 1oo baar bhi paida ho ker paise kumao, to phir bhi mujhe khareednay ka soch nahi suktay! sumjhey
so butt out and stay clear outa ma way!