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*`~no offense intended*`~


some real problems wid girls are as follows :


if u LOOK UPON her nicely, she sayz yaar mujhay line day raha hai.
if u DONT, she sayz kitna akarta hai.

if u DRESS Nicely,she sayz mujhay impress karna chahta hai.
if u DONT, she sayz tastless hai yaar.

if u ACT smarter, she'll lose her brainz as ur insulting her.
if she ACTS smarter, she thinks its her right.(aint it funny?)

if u dont give her a KISS, she sayz tum mujh say serious nahi ho.
if u give her a KISS(that is going to be a total waste),she sayz yaar woh larka flirt kar raha hai.

if u dont LOVE her, she sayz isska pehlay hi say 2 3 larkion kay sath chakkar hai.
if u LOVE her, shey sayz peechay hi parr gaya hai yaaar.

if u WRANGLE with her, she sayz ziddi hai.
if u sit QUIETLY, she wud definately say "dumb hai".

if u SCOLD her, she sayz dont give me lecture.
if she SCOLDS u, its b'caz i care for u.

if u DONT tell her ur problem, she sayz u dont have faith on me.
if u TELL ur problem, she will say ur so problematic !

if u break ur promise, she would say i wont trust u again.
if SHE breaks,she will say very innocently " jaan main majboor thi"

if u smoke,she will say "wicked person"
if she smokes,i cant live widout it plz try n understand"

if u hurt her,she sayz ur inhuman n dont care about somebuddy's feelings.
if she does so,then meaningless xcuse "humans are capable of errors"

if u do good in exmaz, she says luck was wid u other wise tum aur good marks huh !
if she does good,she sayz its my brainz (booti mafia i suppose...lolz)

if ur late on date,she sayz ur a flirt !
if she is late,then wohi ghiss pitta answer "janam samjha karo"

WARNING
parental guidance is advised for younger viewers and secondly donnot show it to gullz bcaz they cant bear veracity
Posted on 9/23/2004 6:14:56 AM
n i agree with this 101%...
this is so damn true
Posted on 9/23/2004 8:28:15 AM
Posted on 9/23/2004 9:00:36 AM
Lahola walaquat....
Posted on 9/23/2004 9:57:54 AM
AOA............Mephistopheles Bhaai inn larkioon se aap ka aisa ka Wair(dushmani) hai????
tell me..........sahi hai naa?????
good luck & and take care of others
Khuday-E-Pamaan
Posted on 9/23/2004 3:07:14 PM
galz aren't like that
u boyz r more like it
Posted on 9/23/2004 6:37:34 PM
WARNING
parental guidance is advised for younger viewers and secondly donnot show it to gullz bcaz they cant bear veracity


Posted on 9/23/2004 10:21:01 PM


yea badhsah is rite her koi itna jhoot bardasht nahin ker sakta
Posted on 9/23/2004 10:31:12 PM
u cant deny it ladies... fact is a fact...
i knew it from the begining that no girl is gonna agree wid this ...too hard to accept the truth...
Posted on 9/24/2004 5:37:46 AM
ehhhhhhhhh
Posted on 9/24/2004 11:17:30 AM
luraiee paay gaieeeeeeeeeeeee :D
khe khe khe
Posted on 9/24/2004 10:04:31 PM
yaar be patient girls....iska dooosra part bhi hai problem wid guyz
Posted on 9/25/2004 10:38:53 AM
AOA............ Mephistopheles jaldi karoo naa. pata chale ke iss pe Logger ziadah hein yaa uss pe
then give a idea..............



take care
ALLAH BEILI
Posted on 9/25/2004 12:56:50 PM
haste makes waste
Posted on 9/25/2004 2:39:25 PM
wheres da 2nd part Devil!!
Posted on 9/26/2004 9:38:49 PM
Hahaha...aik dum drust sab sawalat kay sahi jawabat hay ..
Posted on 9/27/2004 1:31:39 AM
2nd part may be pehlay walay say milta julta hoo bcoz u cant make out of sequel...
Posted on 9/28/2004 5:13:19 AM
The problems with GUYS:


If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;


If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.


If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.


If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;


If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.


If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;


If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.


If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;


If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)


If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;


If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.


If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;


If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.


If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;


If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.


If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;


If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.


If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;


If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.


If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;


If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.


If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;


If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
& sooo hard to please!!!!!


If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......
but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....
The moral of the story is.......SEND THIS TO GUYS OUT THERE ANYWAY... Send it to girls also, gives them some laughter .........

Posted on 9/28/2004 5:14:41 AM
BadShaH1:
WARNING
parental guidance is advised for younger viewers and secondly donnot show it to gullz bcaz they cant bear veracity




lol
c made my point
an i didn't even hav to try
thkx badshah
Posted on 9/28/2004 8:53:45 PM
hey deviL!

that wasent much fun:(

n rafia
tumhari tail sey ye amna haq kiu chipki rehti heY??
Posted on 9/28/2004 10:29:05 PM
it wasnt fun.. i know that is y bcoz orignal is orignal ...somebuddy made that to compensate...well the main diff is the 2nd part is being written by a girl and i wrote the 1st part ...so thats the main reason

p.s:she copied me
Posted on 9/29/2004 4:38:43 AM
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