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AOA..........kaise hein sab loog? i hope thee hoon gein......... aur add ur jokes here.......


Husband & Wife - Love Your Enemy

From his death bed, the husband called his wife and
said, "One month after I die I want you to marry Samy."
"Samy! But he is your enemy !"
"Yes, I know that ! I've suffered all these years so let him suffer now."



good luck & take care of others
Khuday-E-Pamaan
Posted on 9/25/2004 12:26:59 PM
love is like cigar...it starts with fire...continues with smoke...and ends in ashes...but donr worry we r chain smokers !
Posted on 9/25/2004 3:09:53 PM
phir to ash hi ash ho gee har taraf
Posted on 9/25/2004 8:32:55 PM
ash ka naam mut lu.....kuch kuch hota hay :$
Posted on 9/25/2004 10:54:58 PM
saieen:
ash ka naam mut lu.....kuch kuch hota hay :$


dil jalay.......o lalay yahan tu saray hee dil jalay hain..yaar laikin kuch kuch hota hai main tu kajol n rani mukerjee thee,ash kahan say aa gaye
Posted on 9/26/2004 7:03:30 AM
saieen ji kajol aur rani ko bhi ash hi samajhtey rahey hain
Posted on 9/26/2004 8:09:21 AM
saieen jee ki kia baat hai
Posted on 9/28/2004 5:22:08 AM
AOA........... kaise hein sab loog??????? i am fine by the Grace of ALLAH........
yaar koi joke bhi paste karien
ke sab aise hi Laughing ke liye aate hein



Joke:-

Husband & Wife - Wedding Ring

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another
"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? "
The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."






take care
ALLAH BEILI
Posted on 9/29/2004 6:11:33 PM
Nice one !!
Posted on 9/29/2004 6:44:57 PM
hah-hah-hah
Posted on 9/30/2004 3:01:24 PM
again good joke
Posted on 9/30/2004 6:31:22 PM
Posted on 9/30/2004 9:12:19 PM
AOA.......kaise hein sab loog? i am fine by the Grace of ALLAH........
Thnx for Appriciation



Joke:-

A girl says to her boyfriend, "One kiss and I'll be yours forever."
The guy says 'thanks for the warning'






take care
ALLAH BEILI
Posted on 10/1/2004 1:10:04 PM
Muahahahaha!
Posted on 10/2/2004 5:38:39 AM
AOA...........kaise hein sab loog? i am fine by the Grace of ALLAH.
waiting for ur replyz JBianz


Joke:-
Husband & Wife - Why?

" Dad, I was away for a week. Yesterday, I sent a fax to my wife I'd be home
that night, and when I got into my room I found my wife in another man's
arms.
" Why, Dad ? Tell me why!"
Dad kept silent for a few minutes, then coolly said, "Maybe, Son, she didn't
get the fax."





take care
ALLAH BEILI
Posted on 10/4/2004 5:55:31 PM
what a stupid dad it is!!!!
Posted on 10/4/2004 6:38:17 PM
check this whether it sounds good :

Makan Malik: Sir 500 Kiraya hoga.
Kirayedar : Theek Hai, Par Aap ke Makaan Mein Chuhey Nach Rahen Hain.
Makan Malik: Abey Uloo, 500 Mein Chuhey Nahi To Kya Urmila Nachegi
Posted on 10/5/2004 4:50:57 AM
hcohay nachwanay ka rate 500 kuch ziada nahin hai
Posted on 10/5/2004 7:52:01 PM
yaaar sath main kamra bhi tu hai
Posted on 10/6/2004 5:06:09 AM


AOA.................




JokeZ:-

TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn't
have ten years ago.
WILLY: Me!



SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
SYLVIA: Your name on this report card.






Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green
and one is blue with red spots!
Kirk : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home.







have fun



take care
Chao

Posted on 10/6/2004 5:25:04 PM
Posted on 10/6/2004 7:20:32 PM
lagta hai joke kuch ziada hi pasand aa gya hai
Posted on 10/6/2004 7:40:29 PM
can u handle the sardarz :
u think so then try this

One day there was a Bihari going in a Fiat Car at 45 KMPH on a high way, enjoying his drive. Suddenly a Sardaji came Booiiiiiiiiinnnnn on a Honda and peeped into the car and shouted at the Bihari - ' Kabhi honda chalaya kya?' and sped off, The Bihari was surprised but he did not bother. After some time the Sardarji came Booiiiinnnnnnnnnnn... in the opposite direction,peeped into the car and shouted again ' kabhi honda chalaya kya? When this was repeated several times the Bihari got really annoyed. He increased his speed but suddenly stopped as he found the Sardar lying on the road,bleeding. He got down and mocked at the sardar 'Kyon Sardarji , Kabhi Honda chalaye kya?' The sardar said ' Wohi to pooch raha tha Mein , Honda mein brakes kidhar hain wohi dhoond raha tha'
hahahahahaa..a.a..a..haha


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* What is the full form of SINGH:
    S-sardar I-insaan N-nahi G-gadha H-hai.


* Santa singh: Can u spell a word that has more than 100 letters in
   it?
   Banta singh: Post office.

* Sardar on cycle hit lady accidently,
     lady says," break nahi mar sakta tha kya?
    Sardar replies "break ka kya hai, poori cycle to mar di....."

* Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par
    bar bar idhar-udhar chalte the, woh kya soch rahe
    honge....think.............
    "SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI"

* Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun
    to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
    Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
    Sardar: Phone karte waqt.

* Sardar chaat (roof) pe bethkar gaa rahe the,
    achanak ek sardar chaat (roof) se ulta latak ke gaane
    laga, dusre ne pucha ki ulta kyon latka hay,
    Sardar bola oye side B gaa raha hun
Posted on 10/7/2004 5:26:44 AM
* Sardar chaat (roof) pe bethkar gaa rahe the,
    achanak ek sardar chaat (roof) se ulta latak ke gaane
    laga, dusre ne pucha ki ulta kyon latka hay,
    Sardar bola oye side B gaa raha hun




gooooooooooooooood
Posted on 10/7/2004 7:20:59 PM
Posted on 10/8/2004 6:06:02 AM
all r nice
Posted on 10/8/2004 6:48:09 PM
Kudh Kushi !!

Chintoo Kudh Kushi Karne Ka Soch Kar Railway Station Chala Gaya Aur Waha Per Kuch Chicken Aur Juice Wagera Le Kar Beth Gaya
Mintoo : Arey Chintoo !! Ye Sab Kya Hai ??
Chintoo : Arey Yaar Saali Train Bohat Late Aati Hai .. Mein Ne Socha
                      Kahi      Bhook Se Na Mar Jaoo

Race !!

Chintoo : Yar !! Mintoo Ye Sab Logh Bagh Kyoon Rahe Hein
Mintoo : Yar Ye Race Laga Rahe Hein Cup Jeetne Ke Liye
Chintoo : To Cup Kis Ko Mile Ga
Mintoo : Yar Simple ! Jo Race Jete Ga
Chintoo : Hein! To Phir Baqi Sab Kyoon Bagh Rahe Hein !

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Man: "Doctor, Doctor! My wooden leg is giving me a headache!" Doctor: "Why?"
Man: "Because my wife keeps hitting me on the head with it."


Father: "Thanks a lot doctor for saving my sons life.
Doctor: "It's God who has saved your life.
( after sometime.)
Doctor: "My fee??"
Father: "'I'll send it to God through money order"!!
Posted on 10/9/2004 11:48:24 AM
Kudh Kushi !!

Chintoo Kudh Kushi Karne Ka Soch Kar Railway Station Chala Gaya Aur Waha Per Kuch Chicken Aur Juice Wagera Le Kar Beth Gaya
Mintoo : Arey Chintoo !! Ye Sab Kya Hai ??
Chintoo : Arey Yaar Saali Train Bohat Late Aati Hai .. Mein Ne Socha
                      Kahi      Bhook Se Na Mar Jaoo

Race !!

Chintoo : Yar !! Mintoo Ye Sab Logh Bagh Kyoon Rahe Hein
Mintoo : Yar Ye Race Laga Rahe Hein Cup Jeetne Ke Liye
Chintoo : To Cup Kis Ko Mile Ga
Mintoo : Yar Simple ! Jo Race Jete Ga
Chintoo : Hein! To Phir Baqi Sab Kyoon Bagh Rahe Hein !

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Man: "Doctor, Doctor! My wooden leg is giving me a headache!" Doctor: "Why?"
Man: "Because my wife keeps hitting me on the head with it."


Father: "Thanks a lot doctor for saving my sons life.
Doctor: "It's God who has saved your life.
( after sometime.)
Doctor: "My fee??"
Father: "'I'll send it to God through money order"!!
Posted on 10/9/2004 11:49:00 AM
oh i just doubled the post
is it delibrate ??
supid knows
Posted on 10/9/2004 11:56:00 AM
good double joking
Posted on 10/9/2004 7:59:57 PM
simply witty
Posted on 10/9/2004 8:04:35 PM
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