Q. Why can't Sardar dial 911?
A. They can not find the eleven on the phone

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Q. What will a Sardarji do after taking photocopies? A. He will compare it
with the original for spelling mistakes !!

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Q. What will a sardarji do if he wants an additional white sheet of paper?
A. As he has already one with him, he takes a photocopy of the white paper
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Q. Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
A. Because below 18 was not allowed.

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Q. How do you measure a Sardar's intelligence?
A. Stick a tyre pressure gauge in his ear.

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Q. What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you?
A. Pull the pin and throw it back.

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Q. What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you?
A. Run like crazy....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.

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Q. How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday?
A. Tell him a joke on Wednesday.

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Q. What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
A. Trying to hold on to a thought.

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Q. Why do Sardars work seven days a week?
A. So you don't have to re-train
them on Monday.

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Q. Why can't Sardars make ice cubes?
A. They always forget the recipe.