Golf

WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
MAN: Definitely not!

WOMAN: Why not - don't you like being married?
MAN: Of course I do.

WOMAN: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
MAN: Okay, I'd get married again.

WOMAN: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)
MAN: (makes audible groan)

WOMAN: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
MAN: Where else would we sleep?

WOMAN: Would you replace my pictures with hers?
MAN: That would seem like the proper thing to do.

WOMAN: Would she use my golf clubs?
MAN: No, she's left-handed.

WOMAN: - - - silence - - -
MAN: Oh sh!t..