~~~!!!\ Enjoy... /!!!~~~
 
Kehte hain ki ISHQ main neend ur jaati hai 
Koi humse bhi ishq kare 
Khambhaqat neend bahut aati hai 
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Kar diya izhare-ishq hamne telephone par, 
laakh rupaye ki bat thi, 
do rupaye main ho gayee (wah wah)
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Maine tujhe dekha 
Dekhta raha, 
Dekhta hi gaya........ 
Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya 
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Aur bhi cheezain bahut see lut chuki hain dil ke saath
Ye bataya dooston ne ishq furmane ke baad; 
Is liye kamre ki ek ek cheez "ckeck" karta hoon main 
"Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaane ke baad" 
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Taj Mahal kya cheez hai 
main to usse bhi bara mahal banaoonga, 
aree Mumtaz to marke dafan hui thi, 
main to tujhe zinda hi dafna doonga. 
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Kaash Tere Chehre Pe 
Chickenpox Ke Daag Hote 
Chand To Tum Ho Hi 
Sitare Bhi Saath Hote 
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Jise samjha Leher Pepsi 
Woh nikla Jeher Pepsi 
Jise samjha Coca Cola 
Woh nikla Dhoka Cola 
Ab piyo Wine and Whisky 
Life hoga No More Risky 
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Khirki khuli zulfein bikhri 
Dilne kaha dildar nikla
Par haire meri footi kismat 
Nahaya hua sardar nikla 
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Zindagi to hum bhi jee rahe thay, 
Taqdeer humari kharab nikli 
Tajmahal hum bhi bana sakte thay, 
Mumtaz humari bewafa nikli 
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Kaash dil ki awaz ka itna asar ho jaaye 
Hum unhe yaad karen 
Aur unhe khabar ho jaaye 
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Aansu ko ankhon ki 
Dehliz pe laya na karo. 
Apne dil ki halat 
Kisiko bataya na karo. 
Log mutthi bhar namak liye 
Ghoom rahe hain 
Apne zakhm kisiko 
Dikhaya na karo. 
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Mohabbat ki shamma jalake to dekho, 
Zara dil ki duniya saja kar to dekho, 
Tumhe ho na jaaye mohabbat to kehna, 
Zara humse nazaren milake to dekho. 
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Log ishq karte hain, 
Bare shor ke saath. 
Humne bhi kiya, 
Bare zor ke saath. 
Magar ab karenge, 
Thora gaur ke saath. 
Kyonki kal usko dekha, 
Kisi aur ke saath. 
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Ta mam umar zindagi se door rahe, 
Teri khushi ke liye tujse door rahe 
Ab is se badkar wafa ki saza kya hogi 
Ki tere hokar bhi tujse door rahe. 
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Ankhen apki ho, par ansu mere 
Zindagi apki ho, par sanse meri 
Dil apka ho, par dharkan meri 
Zindagi ke akhri mor par dua hogi yahi 
Kafan apka ho, aur maut meri. 
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Jab bhi apse milne ki takdeer nazar ayi 
Mujhe pavon main bandhi zanjeer nazar ayi 
Teri yaad main nikal pare mere aansu 
Har aansu main teri tasweer nazar ayi. 
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Talaash karo koyi tumhe mil jayega 
Magar humari tarah tumhe kaun chahega 
Zaroor koyi chahat ki nazar se tumhe dekhega 
Magar hamara dil kahan se layega. 
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Pyaar ke jaam ko aise na piyo ke 
Adha piya aur adha chor diya 
Yaron yeh pyaar hai pyaar 
Nahin koi Max Bar 
Jo thora sa lagaya aur bas hogaya.......!! 
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                            Posted on 6/1/2005 3:11:23 PM