Men are Like..



PLACEMATS



they only show up when there's food on the table. ...



MASCARA][



they usually run at the first sign of emotion. ...



BIKE HELMETS]



they're good in emergencies but usually just look silly. ...



GOVERNMENT BONDS]



they take so long to mature. ...



COPIERS]



you need them in reproduction but that's about it. ...



LAVA LAMPS



fun to look at it but not all that bright. ...



BANK ACCOUNTS



without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest. ...



HIGH HEELS



they're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it. ...



CURLING IRONS



they're always hot and always in your hair. ...



MINI SKIRTS]



if your not careful they'll creep up your legs. ...



HANGUNS



keep one around long enough and your gonna want to shoot it.