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Confusing English

1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

5. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

6. Why the man who invests all your money called a broker?

7. If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?

8. Why is it called building when it is already built?

9. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

10. If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots?

11. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

12. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?? Humans ???

13. If working hours are meant for working, then why are you reading this???

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Posted on 10/22/2005 4:47:23 PM
Why Is it Called QUEEN VICTORIA...If Victoria means GHORA GAARI
Posted on 10/23/2005 12:28:23 AM
new_beau:
Why Is it Called QUEEN VICTORIA...If Victoria means GHORA GAARI


interesting question
Posted on 10/23/2005 9:50:47 AM
mera khayal hain aap kissi english man se rabta karo he ll ans u in more better way
Posted on 10/23/2005 9:53:27 AM
Nahin Nahin...She knows URDU
Posted on 10/24/2005 12:29:28 AM
meenu ki pata
Posted on 10/24/2005 6:10:13 PM
yeh SALL ki MEENU kahan say aa gayee beech mainn
Posted on 10/24/2005 8:19:59 PM
pata nahin
Posted on 10/24/2005 8:55:45 PM
pata kerao na...
Posted on 10/24/2005 9:03:55 PM
kahan se karoon
Posted on 10/24/2005 9:07:34 PM
Good Question
Posted on 10/24/2005 9:09:44 PM
answer bhi good hona chahiye
Posted on 10/24/2005 9:12:28 PM
JB kay MODS say poochh lo
Posted on 10/24/2005 9:17:10 PM
hoon
Posted on 10/24/2005 9:24:32 PM
Ki Hoya
Posted on 10/24/2005 9:27:18 PM
kuch nahin,but i m sad
Posted on 10/24/2005 9:35:51 PM
y ?? BUTT y ???
Posted on 10/25/2005 11:50:07 PM
o meenu nahin I mean mUjhay kya pata
punjabi forgot











Posted on 10/26/2005 2:35:40 PM
pata nahin but now i m ok
Posted on 10/26/2005 8:45:03 PM
Posted on 10/26/2005 9:20:19 PM
aandi hain fikhar na karion
Posted on 10/26/2005 10:01:00 PM
aap 7_up ka ho g
Posted on 10/26/2005 10:32:29 PM
THUMS UP
Posted on 10/27/2005 12:10:36 AM
mirinda bhi tu hai
Posted on 10/27/2005 4:56:31 PM
MmMmMmMmMmMmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIriandaaa
Posted on 10/27/2005 10:09:00 PM
if T.O.U.G.H sound TUFF...why not P.L.O.U.G.H sound like PLUFF
Posted on 10/27/2005 10:09:58 PM
pata kerao na
Posted on 10/28/2005 8:06:05 PM
new_beau:
if T.O.U.G.H sound TUFF...why not P.L.O.U.G.H sound like PLUFF


o,oooooooooo,interesting
Posted on 10/28/2005 8:44:47 PM
QUEEN VICTORIA:
pata kerao na


Mera Dialog meray hi ooper
Posted on 10/29/2005 12:59:55 AM
Posted on 10/30/2005 1:45:43 PM
Posted on 10/30/2005 6:05:17 PM
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