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Desi TV Presents

yes guy asalamo-alaikum aik dafa phir mein aap ka apna host Desi MC...aap key saamney haazir hai...
welcome to DTV(Desi TV)
lets start our todays show....
don go away coz we got 2 new hot things to share w u guys...
we b right back afta a lil' break.......

*adverts*

yeaaaaaaaaaaa guys welcome bck........
jee haan....
like i tld u guys we got 2 new things...
yeaa

1) Pimp My Rakshaw
yeaa we got desi engineers hea... who studied frm USA, n Japan n r really wrkin' hard. to Pimp Your Rakhaw.
so if u guys got sum toota phoota ride.... don worry... Abrar-ul-Haq jus got married... as hes got alota salaamiyaan.. n hes gon' Pimp Your Rakshaw.
isnt it kool ??
so u guys can av all kinda tite ass sound system, lcd, neon, woofer all in ur own Rakshaw.
so enjoyyyy

2) Grand Theft Taaanga
yeaaa
its a new game jus made by our desi programers/developers...its been out on PS,Xbox,PC n soon it will b out fo GameCube.
its lil diff game...w all stages n beautiful location..1st time intro. Khariyaan, Lalamussa, Gujrat.
this is new step to urban illegal tonga drivin' into those pinds....
n w new kochwaans (taaanga drivers).
1st time introducin lady kochwaan Maasi Museebatay.

Sheeda Rapper - lahore
Billa - lahore
Maani Pehalwaaan - khariyaan
Maasi Museebatay - unknown :D

Massi Museebatay got her taanga drivin license bck in 1997 frm Meeda Khota Raira Drivin' School.
MKRDS(meeda khota raira drivin' school) has more thn 3 branches all ova the pakistan.
n we jus heard they r planin' to open their 1 franchise office in Manhattan-NY. n Ontario-Canada.

jee tu guyss...
milein ge nex time...

get ur new games TODAY frm our all Desi Outlet.....
n don 4get to get ur free Ding Ding bubble gum on the purchase of this game :)

Limited Offfer-----

Allah Hafiz

peace

Posted on 11/24/2005 3:51:11 PM

game khareedi hai ??

Posted on 11/24/2005 3:55:23 PM

yeh kya hai

Posted on 11/24/2005 5:14:08 PM

lol

u guys jaaahilo

Posted on 11/24/2005 5:21:28 PM

lol
iggghtt

Posted on 11/24/2005 7:55:41 PM

yeh hai kyaaaaaaaaaaaa

Posted on 11/24/2005 7:56:36 PM

parhein naaa

Posted on 11/24/2005 7:58:14 PM

parh liya hai
hansi nahi i

Posted on 11/24/2005 7:59:08 PM

yeaaaa
dimaagh chahiye naa

MTV daikhti hein ????

Posted on 11/24/2005 8:00:48 PM

dimag to hai
mtv nahi hai



nahi mera khyal hai to sahi
par me desi tv hi nahi dekhti zyada

Posted on 11/24/2005 8:02:24 PM

MTV daikha hota tu iss Desi TV ki samajh atti...
lol

Desi TV desi mc ney khud banaya hai
abhi abhi
lol

watch pimp my ride on MTV
but don stick to MTV
acha channel nahi hai aap k liyey

Posted on 11/24/2005 8:03:59 PM

abay ulluu
i dont watch desi channels
bola to hai

sab bakwassss,, nange punge remix songs
toba tobaaaa

Posted on 11/24/2005 8:12:33 PM

abay ulluu
i dont watch desi channels
bola to hai

sab bakwassss,, nange punge remix songs
toba tobaaaa

Posted on 11/24/2005 8:12:45 PM

mein ney kab kaha hai
desi channel daikhein
budhuuuu

tu kiya french channels daikhney waale heuin]

Posted on 11/24/2005 8:14:35 PM

saal es ko dawai la ker dena zara

Posted on 11/24/2005 8:37:58 PM

french channels yakeen karo desi channels se behtar hi hein
wahan kuch timing hoti hai harr baat ki




saal nahi hota SALL hota hai
dawai,, han han,,, har cheez ka ilaaj hai,,
par iss beemari ka ilaj hai mu pe scotch tape

Posted on 11/24/2005 8:57:27 PM

saal ya sall eh he cheezain hain

Posted on 11/24/2005 9:02:04 PM

shaataaappp !!
aik baat nahi hai


tameez se naam liya karo

Posted on 11/24/2005 9:09:29 PM

ek he baat hae...sall ya saal...same difference..so don;t tell me to shut up it;s against the rulez

Posted on 11/24/2005 9:14:56 PM

Shanesha kiyun aap ney dawaii khaa lee hai

Posted on 11/24/2005 11:45:13 PM

meri dawai khanay ke to umer kab ke guzar gye bachoo..ab to qabar mae paoon latka ker betha hoon

Posted on 11/24/2005 11:46:47 PM

iss ummar mein ziayda dawaaiyon ki zaroorat hai hai bachooo

Posted on 11/24/2005 11:55:10 PM

kon si dawaiee kis dawiee ki baat ki ja rahi hai aur abhi say Mc ko dawie do shenshah

Posted on 11/24/2005 11:59:18 PM