-She will always have her cell phone on vibrate once she is back home frm school/college. (most prob if u call afta 8pm, she will speak in a whisperin' voice, or frm bathroom.
-Saira/Fozia/Rashda (be aware of these names, these r the most 3 typical fake names gals use these days.
-If u eva speak to a gal on phone then this is the rule. Dont "fall" fo her if she has good voice, beacause most motti larkian have good voice, so the sexier the voice is , the fatter the girl is.
-Never date with a girl , around the area where she lives. Her brothers might be driving Taxi there, or not jus that, her mom might be coming out of ALDI/TESCO/ASIAN market with 20kg saturdays sale right from next street.
-Desi gals love to sms. It is a bad addiction, its because they cant talk freely on phone once they sittin' in their homes infront of their wadda pra in dhoti. So all they can do is sms, so be aware n stay away frm sms`s.
-"Agar Muje Kissi Nay Daikh Liya Tu". this is typical line if u ever gona go on a date. If a girl says that, take her to Nørrebro Kabrastaan the one with big yellow deewar or n e otha place whea nobody comes by-
-Gals are very lusty when they meet. They will get "dheeli", be aware guyz its a way of getin' seduced. Dont RUIN ur life.
- Gals r not MASOOM. this is the most important point. If u think a gal is masoom n cute, then u r trapped. Ajkal koi bi larki masoom nahiN, har kissi ka andar say Dil karta hai, or har koi nay kahiN na kahiN pyar ka wada ya izhar kiya hota hai.
-Every desi gal looks beautiful afta 2 AM.
PS=There r no personall attacks in this post. All rules r followed, n its just some facts n some personal viewpoints.
Desi MC feat.DJ Cheetah
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