Silly Jokes

I look at the stars, the stars r beautiful
Then I look at you......

I ......

I .......

I would rather look at the stars again.

Look at the world as one big chocolate cake.

It would never be complete without few sweets n nuts.

Sweets like ME and nuts like YOU.

Good looking people r hard to find.

That's why u don't ......

That's y u don't see me often.

When u feel sad....

To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,

"damn I am really sooo cute" u will overcome ur sadness.

But don't make this a habit.....

'Coz liars go to hell !!!!

Your brain will be refreshed in the next five seconds.....

5......

4.......

3.......

2.......

1........

LOADING.....

ERROR: no brain detected.

A SARDARJI is in the library , he bangs down a book and

says :" too boring, too many characters and no story.

LIBRARIAN says : oh! So U r the one who took the phone

directory away??

Posted on 3/2/2006 5:05:53 AM

QUEEN VICTORIA

Posted on 3/4/2006 7:56:43 PM

Ayesha

Posted on 3/9/2006 10:44:33 AM