BITTO,S CORNER

Why have men got to stair?

why is their never a decent smelling nail varnish remover?

why is it that people think if your not engaged or married at the age of 18 u have achieved nothing?

why the sun yellow?

why is it that people bad mouth the Europen union, more then half of the uk's project is funded by the EU?

why do people who come from pak think desi's cannot understand urdu or Punjabi

why did ferrari not win the champion's title last year?

why my hair go light brown in the sun, then i end up looking like i dyed it

why are you such a baby?

why is your nose so big?

Posted on 3/2/2006 1:29:17 PM

bitoo beta phens gaya

Posted on 3/2/2006 1:52:43 PM

aikalone

ayeshaayesha

App ka beta phans gaya or aap has rahee hain

Chalin us kee help karain.

Posted on 3/2/2006 2:33:34 PM

very simple
if u accept it?

the answer is

aap k demagh ko wash kernay ki zaroret hai.

actualy aap k mind ajeeb ajeeb say khayal isleyeh paida ho rahain hai.keyo memmoery main thori c problem ho gaeee hai.
jeb b aap k mind main asay question paida hoo tow apnay sir per 10 kilo wala stone rekh ker hoob socha karain phir gradualy aap k mind main isterha k question ana bend ha jaey gay.

any thing else?
ho na mr lajawab

Posted on 3/2/2006 2:35:57 PM

aikalone:
ayeshaayesha

App ka beta phans gaya or aap has rahee hain

Chalin us kee help karain.

tum say kis nay baat ki hay?

Posted on 3/2/2006 2:49:07 PM

Mishall

lol... bitoo' ganda hai .. cheating kartaa hai..
mummy ne bataya nahe cheating karna gandi baat hai?

Posted on 3/2/2006 6:23:14 PM

Doctor Sam

how can i get MBBS degree right after my third year exams..

Posted on 3/2/2006 6:44:11 PM

Teen Tracker

Bitoo:
I DEALS ALL TYPES OF PROBLEMS SO
PLZZZZ
AND GET SOLLUTIONS.

LIKE
HOW CAN I CHEAT IN EXAMS.
HER KISEM K BAHANAY CHUTI KERNAY K BAHANAY
101 TAREEEQAY

SO I AM READY FOR ANSWERS

Bitoo TT se classes lo

coz I alwasy say

If u r not cheating u r not trying
I Lie I steal I Cheat
Viva La JB

Posted on 3/2/2006 11:30:11 PM

Teen Tracker

wahan charas ka ada bana letre hain

Posted on 3/2/2006 11:34:27 PM

yaar bitoo
if theres no way out..should he get a taweezz a mohabbat..???

and how can he learn english...???

and whenever he tries to concentrate on his studies

comes into his mind..???what to do

Posted on 3/4/2006 5:43:13 AM

Teen Tracker

my prob mai ciggie peena chahta hoon

Posted on 3/5/2006 11:01:10 PM

yaar who edits my post all the time..lolz
it was not that L...his name startts with L...
u rather delete the whole post..

disregards
Frankenstein

Posted on 3/6/2006 10:28:41 AM

bittoo...u better open a pan corner woh zyda chalay ga..lolz

yaar bitto my baba wont let me have long hair what to do..????

Posted on 3/6/2006 10:35:36 AM

Franky...tum apnay baba ko khush karnay k liye hair cutting kara lo...
aur khud ko khush karnay k liye aik wig khareed lo

Posted on 3/6/2006 12:42:42 PM

mai ganday bachoo ko solutions nahee doo ga.
ayesha haas ker k tum ko

Posted on 3/6/2006 2:24:35 PM

Mishall

yeh kia horaha hai

Posted on 3/6/2006 4:03:17 PM

Posted on 3/6/2006 4:27:12 PM

Bitoo:
very simple
if u accept it?

the answer is

aap k demagh ko wash kernay ki zaroret hai.

actualy aap k mind ajeeb ajeeb say khayal isleyeh paida ho rahain hai.keyo memmoery main thori c problem ho gaeee hai.
jeb b aap k mind main asay question paida hoo tow apnay sir per 10 kilo wala stone rekh ker hoob socha karain phir gradualy aap k mind main isterha k question ana bend ha jaey gay.

any thing else?
ho na mr lajawab

u still havent answered why u kala?

Posted on 3/6/2006 4:41:06 PM

dhoop main patengain ura ura ker kala ho gaya hay

Posted on 3/6/2006 4:47:35 PM

eh?

itna kala hai na, us na new naam hai PINGU

Posted on 3/6/2006 4:48:10 PM

PINGU or KALLU?

Posted on 3/6/2006 4:51:19 PM

ayeshaayesha:
PINGU or KALLU?

pingu the pengiun

kallu is tt

Posted on 3/6/2006 4:54:12 PM

Ashii

my pb,, aaj kal

nosy beh rahi hai
kya karu

Posted on 3/6/2006 4:56:23 PM

kia aapko bhi bird flu ho gaya hay?

Posted on 3/6/2006 5:01:18 PM

Ashii

bird flu insanon ko bhi hota hai

Posted on 3/6/2006 5:17:56 PM

SohniKuddi

Bittoo Uncle.....
humara prob............

log itne chalaak kiun hote hain?
chalaak logon ko kaise samjha jaye?
maarne ke elawa koi aur solution hai kiya?

jaldi jaldi batao....dham ghoot raha he

Posted on 3/6/2006 7:58:38 PM

jo log chalak hatain ha na
pata......................

ab tum asian or ayesha ko he daikh low.khud ko buhat chalaq samajty hai.

lakin 1 no ki bewaqooof hai.pata in donu ko manay buhat mara tha isleyeh maray khilaf ho gaeee hai.

manay inn dono k naak tor deyeh thay.

ab dono tootay howay naak lay ker ghoomty hai.

or in donu ka naam pata hai keya hai??/

kisi ko b naheeee pata
mai bata ta hoooooooo

in ka naam hai totay howay naaak wali.

zara ek mertaba pukarow.

totay howay naak wali ayesha/asian

Posted on 3/7/2006 1:18:48 PM

asian tum khud kitni kali ho.car main sirf dress he nazer araha hai

Posted on 3/7/2006 1:19:59 PM