A ship sank in high seas and the following people got stranded on a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere:

2Italian men and 1 Italian woman
2French men and 1 French woman

2German men and 1 German woman
2Greek men and 1 Greek woman

2Polish men and 1 Polish woman

2Mexican men and 1 Mexican woman

2Irish men and 1 Irish woman
2Indian men 1 Indian woman

2 pakistani men 1 pakistani woman

One month later, on various parts of the island, the following was observed:
One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.

The two French men and the French woman are living happily together.
The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate with the German woman.

The two Greek men are sleeping together, and the Greek woman is cooking and cleaning for them.
The two Polish men took a long look at the endless ocean and a long look at the Polish woman, and they started swimming.

The two Mexican men are talking to all the other men on the island trying to sell them the Mexican woman.
The two Irish men began by dividing up their part of the island into Northern & Southern parts, and by setting up a distillery. They do not remember the Irish woman because it gets sort foggy after the first few liters of coconut whiskey; but at least the English are not getting any.

The 2 Indian men are still waiting for someone to introduce them to the Indian woman

Ant da 2 paki guys r lookin' for a piece of paper so dat dey can through dere phone# at da woman.
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