3 weeks time, London, Luton, wedding, plz KILL ME!

well aunties have decided that we are going ,

so i need an excuse!!!!!!!!!!

i hate weddings i get bored, the aunties well if they

are not picking on me, they are talking about fitted

kitchens and whos daughter ran off with who (being the

unpaar jahil's that they are)

the girls all they ever chat about is make up and

bollywood, they spend their time with their friends

insulting eachothers dress sense

i usally take my friends Ipod, But if its an overnight stay, i am gona lose my sanity, i dont like people asking me questions or the way some girls can talk to u in an fake poliet tone

while giving u evils heheheehehehhehe


so plz can i borrow an excuse

i've already tryed my pet goldfish is dead, so i need to do 40days