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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS


Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage


        OFFICE ARITHMETIC


Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime


                SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2item that she doesn't need.



    GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


Posted on 6/21/2006 10:52:13 PM



HAPPINESS

   
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand
her at all.





MEMORY   

Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
   



APPEARANCE

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night




      PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does



              DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says
after that is the beginning of a new argument

Posted on 6/21/2006 10:55:39 PM


Posted on 6/22/2006 1:56:00 AM

good

Posted on 6/22/2006 7:14:15 PM

nice

Posted on 6/22/2006 8:51:07 PM


Posted on 6/22/2006 9:34:30 PM