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Bill Gates in Hell

Upon dying, Bill Gates went to purgatory.

St. Peter said to his, “Now Bill, you have done some good things, and you have done some bad things. Now I am going to let you decide where you want to go".

So, Bill takes a look at hell and see's these beautiful women running around, in 80 degree temperature, on beautiful beaches.

Then he took a look at heaven and it was nice, you know harps and singing and worship and stuff like that.

So he said to St. Peter that he would like to go to hell.

About a week later, St. Peter went down to hell to check on Bill. There he saw him, being whipped by demons.

He said to St. Peter, “What happened to all the beautifull women, and the beaches and the 80 degree temperature?”

Peter replied, “That was just the screen saver.”
Posted on 7/7/2007 4:36:57 AM
Bill Gates and General Motors

Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of General Motors.

"If automotive technology had kept pace with computer technology over the past few decades," boasts Gates, "you would now be driving a V-32 instead of a V-8, and it would have a top speed of 10,000 miles per hour. Or, you could have an economy car that weighs 30 pounds and gets a thousand miles to a gallon of gas. In either case, the sticker price of a new car would be less than $50."

"Sure," says the GM chairman. "But would you really want to drive a car that crashes four times a day?"
Posted on 7/7/2007 4:46:45 AM
Posted on 7/7/2007 4:56:38 AM
A middle aged woman lived alone except for her pet, a male parrot. The woman was very proud of her parrot because it would sit in the bottom of its cage, cross its wings, and pray. She was also a devout church goer and would often brag to the congregation about her faithful parrot.
One day the women was boasting about her parrot's prayers. An older gentleman was simply amazed by this. ''I have a female parrot and she's just terrible. My son raised her and all she does is curse. She's the most foul mouthed creature I've ever heard,'' he sighed. ''Maybe if we put my parrot with your parrot he would teach mine how to pray and stop cursing so much.''

The woman readily agreed to this and a few days later the gentleman brought his parrot by. The woman's parrot sat praying in the bottom of the cage as they placed the female inside with him. The parrot instantly stopped praying, hopped up, looked the female over and shouted, ''Hot damn!! This is what I've been praying for!!''
Posted on 7/7/2007 4:57:01 AM


LOLZ!!!
Posted on 7/7/2007 6:21:25 PM
gates and g.m
Posted on 7/7/2007 10:22:18 PM
gud balli jee
Posted on 7/7/2007 11:36:32 PM
That Darn Cat
There was this cat who loved to get drunk, who went to the bar on the other side of the tracks.
He stayed all night long and got so wasted he could barely stand up, much less walk.

The cat starts to stumble home, and when he came to the train tracks, he didn't notice a train coming down the tracks.

As he started to cross the tracks, the train zoomed by, and cut off his tail. The cat turned his head to see the damage, got his head stuck into the side of a speeding box car, and is instantly decapitated.

The moral of the story — don't lose your head over a piece of tail!
Posted on 7/10/2007 4:54:14 AM
wot iz thiz
Posted on 7/10/2007 3:11:28 PM
X-balli:
That Darn Cat
There was this cat who loved to get drunk, who went to the bar on the other side of the tracks.
He stayed all night long and got so wasted he could barely stand up, much less walk.

The cat starts to stumble home, and when he came to the train tracks, he didn't notice a train coming down the tracks.

As he started to cross the tracks, the train zoomed by, and cut off his tail. The cat turned his head to see the damage, got his head stuck into the side of a speeding box car, and is instantly decapitated.

The moral of the story — don't lose your head over a piece of tail!



wow nice moral
Posted on 7/10/2007 3:17:06 PM
gud work balli
Posted on 7/11/2007 7:06:22 AM
did u gt the moral tashuu
Posted on 7/11/2007 5:52:51 PM
Posted on 7/13/2007 3:45:41 PM
Mujrim:
did u gt the moral tashuu


did u???
Posted on 7/15/2007 7:15:17 AM
~tasha~:
Mujrim:
did u gt the moral tashuu


did u???



yupz i did as i dnt hav a tail
Posted on 7/15/2007 4:49:37 PM
Posted on 7/15/2007 5:33:42 PM
y take risk yaar u neva knw whn tht tails grw
Posted on 7/15/2007 6:15:20 PM
wedding vomit...this lil guy has perfect timing


White Trash.....u gotta be creative to survive


Wedding Cake....the politically incorrect version


Wakeup Call


Urinal Football.......some guys will turn anything into a sport


Underpressure...who says bald men aren't fun


Separation Anxiety....technology eddiction starts at an early age.


Surprise Attack....suburban Kung Fu group practices hiiiyaaaaaaaa


Quit stealing.....it may already be too late..lolz


quality time....a guy's gotta spend some time with his kids...lol


Pocket Kitty ....it doesnt get any cuter


Total Workaholic...this guy definitely needs a vacation...LOL
Posted on 7/16/2007 6:30:05 PM
tfs balli
Posted on 7/16/2007 6:39:03 PM
Pet Rumble....hes getting the snot beat out of him...lolz


Pink Vader....guaranteed to scare the crap out of you..lolz


Pig kiss.....the kid definitely has no fear of farm animals



NO Urinating.....why do we need this sign?



Long neck cat



Human Lighter



Mustaches....cleaning these things must be a chore.


Hungry Baby....the cat is definately not having fun...lolz



kid paint.....hope these guys know how to hitchhike....lolz
Posted on 7/16/2007 6:42:33 PM
Housewife Of The Year............eat your heart out Jessica Simpson...LOLZ
Posted on 7/16/2007 6:45:25 PM
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Posted on 7/16/2007 7:04:34 PM
Posted on 7/16/2007 7:19:44 PM
mmja ki dhulaaaaaaiii..hes not having fun..lolzzz
Posted on 7/17/2007 5:26:02 PM
Budget Bath...how to train a conservationist....lolz
Posted on 7/17/2007 5:27:42 PM
very cute!!!!!
Posted on 7/17/2007 7:51:59 PM



lolz gud 1 yaar balli jee
Posted on 7/17/2007 10:11:39 PM
kya karoon control nahee hota
Posted on 7/22/2007 2:49:18 PM
especially jesica simpson wali
Posted on 7/22/2007 5:05:22 PM
Balli:
Budget Bath...how to train a conservationist....lolz






awwww poor babyyyyyyyyyyy
Posted on 7/22/2007 9:47:07 PM
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