I love him because he's a Kala Khan 
Right back atcha uncle jee!!
YES!!! rock the world!
More like corrupt!!
haaaaahahahahahahaaaa...
heheheehekheeee...
sarurrr
Kiya? Aap nai aaj phir sai woh charas wala hookah piya, haina?
hehkhkehekehkehekheeee.....
hum charas wala hukka nahi peete tab bhi isse saru hi kehte
Ashii madam, aaj aap ney kitney larkoh koh thappar marra? 
haaaaahahahahahahaaaa...
heheheehekheeee...
sarurrr
ashi apni tareef kar rahi hai
She's so modest! you got a fat tidd and kala shakul with a cute button nose
ooopz i mean nose
apne aapko maar ley bari baat hai
thappar se koi asar nai hota
jhuttiya marooo
Lol, acha idea hai janu!!
thappar se koi asar nai hota
jhuttiya marooo
Oh SK!! Where are you? **Get's ready to attack SK with flipflops!**
SK phaag geya?
thappar se koi asar nai hota
jhuttiya marooo
Oh SK!! Where are you? **Get's ready to attack SK with flipflops!**
he's done a runner
Becharay koh darra hi diya!! 
he is not khan
thappar se koi asar nai hota
jhuttiya marooo
Oh SK!! Where are you? **Get's ready to attack SK with flipflops!**
he's done a runner
I noticed!
Hawww jaan, you're so mean!! **Giggles**
Shona mona phaag geya thona!! he is not khan
nakali pathan
He's a fake???
he is not khan
nakali pathan
Cheeky chicken kai kah!!
khaney ki sochna 24/7
Not really uncle jee. 
