The problems with GUYS: 
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him; 
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD. 
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN; 
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS. 
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE; 
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT. 
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u; 
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u. 
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him; 
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP. 
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME; 
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him. 
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him; 
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u. 
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED; 
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so. 
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl; 
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT. 
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK; 
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS. 
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL; 
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!! 
& sooo hard to please!!!!! 
well i didin make this up, found it on some random site...so wut do u ppl think, is this true?
                        
                            
                            Posted on 8/23/2003 11:29:26 AM