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Yo Mystique get your lazy $$$ in here

and help a lost confused friend of yours.
Out of these following pair of jeans which one would you think go good with the top ?

If none of these, the last option is a black suite.
But i am not in a suite mood.

So it has to be out of here.
I am thinking dark blue jeans with marks n spencer white shirt ? may be and a tie ?

I completely forgot about these 2 new pair of jeans i bought last week for the mehndi function but i didn't go.
Instead i went to pool with my mates.

Heard i missed a lot of hot chicks dance moves. :(



















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Goate, clean shave or trim/light shave.
Girls here dig that.

Posted on 8/2/2008 7:24:03 PM
So shoot up.
Posted on 8/2/2008 7:25:12 PM
Trim & light shave, but keep the goate. <3

I was gonna suggest for you to wear a suit but since you wanna be an awkward git, the dark blue jeans with marks & spencer white shirt it is then.
Posted on 8/2/2008 7:30:45 PM
Nice nice.

The thing is suite would look good if it was some close relative wedding.
Its just a random desi wedding.
And they invited us out of nowhere.

I guess to make it on RSVP.

Posted on 8/2/2008 7:32:32 PM
Chalo theek hai, make sure you take pics, I wanna see how you looked.
Posted on 8/2/2008 7:33:32 PM
All those aunties are gonna be perving on you, you old dawg!

Posted on 8/2/2008 7:34:14 PM
I'll be clicking desi chicks
If i see a clean way i might make my move and get her number.
Then we be texting day and nights...
Posted on 8/2/2008 7:35:02 PM
Mystique:
All those aunties are gonna be perving on you, you old dawg!



I'll make them jealous by taking my very good gori friend with me.

Hahahahah
Posted on 8/2/2008 7:35:45 PM
Lol, for once in your life, try & behave!
Posted on 8/2/2008 7:36:07 PM
I love these weddings.
You always get to see funny scenes.
Posted on 8/2/2008 7:43:17 PM
Lol, like seeing drunken aunties dancing & people giving you daggers for no good reason.
Posted on 8/2/2008 7:44:30 PM
HAhaha
Denmark isn't as crazy as UK

But pretty close.

Heard my ex is also invited.
Posted on 8/2/2008 7:48:20 PM
Lol, desi weddings here are usually mad.

People always have to compare how this wedding was compared to the last wedding they attended, I swear it's like they've made it their mission in life to have an even more extravagant wedding just for the sake of showing off.

If it ain't that, you'll get people that'll try & put nazar on you, lol some people.

Oh & here's a good one, they always have to ask who are you related to & what do your parents do & if you're engaged?

What the hell, are they supposed to be your biographers, I seriously hate weddings sometimes.
Posted on 8/2/2008 7:52:00 PM
Hahahahah exactly.
I always tell them i am with a gori.
Then they go like
Teray maa piyo nu pata hai.... I'm like yea they actually happy key bachey goray chittay hosan...
Then they go double
Then i leave them and they start whispering to the person next to them and somehow at the end of shaadi day, they get the info on me... whos son i am, what i do, etc
Then they ask to come for quran khaani at their home, or some other khatam stuff.

Then i see their ugly duckling daughters...
I am like yea course
Posted on 8/2/2008 7:55:53 PM
Lol, the shock mode never get's old!

Lol at their reactions, you go girl!
These functions are nearly always an excuse for them to gossip.

Lol @ goray goray bache. <3
Posted on 8/2/2008 7:59:50 PM
I seen one pretty desi girl in my whole life at one of these weddings.
And i never got to know her name or anything.
All i had her pictures.
Posted on 8/2/2008 8:22:25 PM
Awwwww.
Better luck next time.
Posted on 8/2/2008 8:35:21 PM
Yeah.
There are plenty of fishes in the lake no ?
Posted on 8/2/2008 8:37:10 PM
Lol, yep.
Btw, how many babies are you planning on having?
Posted on 8/2/2008 8:50:05 PM
From one fish or all ?
Posted on 8/2/2008 8:53:52 PM
You're not human at all, are you?
Posted on 8/2/2008 8:54:28 PM
Thats for you to find out.
Posted on 8/2/2008 10:07:42 PM
Oh joy.
Posted on 8/3/2008 2:33:33 PM
You'll get used to it.
Posted on 8/3/2008 2:45:46 PM
Can't I just send a priest over to get you exorcised?
Posted on 8/3/2008 3:06:00 PM
We'll talk on that issue.

In the mean time check this out.
Gawddd i love Jeff.

Jokhhhhe

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neTsQng-70o
Posted on 8/3/2008 3:09:12 PM
Seen it, it's so gay.
Posted on 8/3/2008 3:14:13 PM
No its not.
British humor is dry thats why it was deep for your you to understand.
lol

Anyway backo from wedding.
I will give a full review later on i need my evening tea now with a suttah.

It was fun shaadi. A fight broke out...
Posted on 8/4/2008 10:46:11 PM
Lol @ "It was too deep for you to understand"

Right OK, if you say so Desi, cos let's face it, we all need to see more biased twats making fun of muslims whether directly or indirectly.

Anyway, what happened at the shaadi, was it aunties or over bearing neanderthals slugging it out?
Posted on 8/6/2008 7:54:01 PM
It was all mixed stuff.
I'll make a thread on it.
Posted on 8/6/2008 11:30:38 PM
Lol, OK.
This should be interesting.
Posted on 8/7/2008 2:05:45 AM
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