TEACHER: Why are you late?

Student : Because of the sign.

TEACHER: What sign?

Student: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."


TEACHER: Furqan, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?

Furqan: You told me to do it without using tables!-

TEACHER: Ali, how do you spell "crocodile"?

BILAL: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"

TEACHER: No, that's wrong
BILAL: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!

CHEM. TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?

ZAMIN: "HIJKLMNO"!!

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

ZAMIN: Yesterday you said it's H to O!

TEACHER: Arsh (our arsh bhayya) , go to the map and find North America.

Arsh: Here it is!

TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?

CLASS: Arsh!

TEACHER: Arsh, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have twenty years ago.

Arsh: Me!

Our ENGLISH TEACHER: Ali, give me a sentence starting with "I".

Ali: I is...

TEACHER:No, Ali. Always say, "I am."

Ali: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"

a voice from the back of teh class): "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the Same day same time.

Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?

Student: Brotherly love.

Teacher: Now, Ahsan, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?

Ahsan: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Class: A teacher.