SHAKESPEARE

1. Q: "Have you ever read Shakespeare?" Arsh: "No, who wrote it?"

OUR PHYSICS TEACHER

Q: How do you keep him busy all day?

A: Draw a circle and tell him to find all the corners.

Q: How do you confuse him?

A: You don't. He's born that way.

Q: How do you keep him busy?

A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper and give it to him.

Q: What do you get when U offer a surd a penny for his thoughts?

A: Change.