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CALCULATIONS

SSC + HSC + BMS + MBA = UNEMPLYOMENT

An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com

Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan

Special Effects in Shampoo ads = Special effects in Jurassic park

4 weeks stay in Switzerland + London + New Zealand
+ Canada = watch 4 minute song in Hindi movie

Ajay Devgan + cosmetic surgery + acting ability +
personality + own production company = Kajol

Rona dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your mum's favourite drama serials

Amitabh Bachchan - Mrityudaata + Kaun Banega crorepati = A SUPERSTAR

Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan = Abhishek Bachchan -Talent

Any actor + Any actress + many movies = David Dhawan

One smile + 32 teeth = Govinda

One person - shirt = Salman Khan

One person + straight hair + unstraight walk = Sanjay dutt

One hand + 10 kg weight = Sunny Deol

One engagement + Two weddings + Three wedding songs + Four hundred Relatives + A house bigger than Buckingham Palace = One Sooraj Barjataya Film CALCULATIONS

SSC + HSC + BMS + MBA = UNEMPLYOMENT

An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com

Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan

Special Effects in Shampoo ads = Special effects in Jurassic park

4 weeks stay in Switzerland + London + New Zealand
+ Canada = watch 4 minute song in Hindi movie

Ajay Devgan + cosmetic surgery + acting ability +
personality + own production company = Kajol

Rona dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your mum's favourite drama serials

Amitabh Bachchan - Mrityudaata + Kaun Banega crorepati = A SUPERSTAR

Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan = Abhishek Bachchan -Talent

Any actor + Any actress + many movies = David Dhawan

One smile + 32 teeth = Govinda

One person - shirt = Salman Khan

One person + straight hair + unstraight walk = Sanjay dutt

One hand + 10 kg weight = Sunny Deol

One engagement + Two weddings + Three wedding songs + Four hundred Relatives + A house bigger than Buckingham Palace = One Sooraj Barjataya Film CALCULATIONS

SSC + HSC + BMS + MBA = UNEMPLYOMENT

An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com

Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan

Special Effects in Shampoo ads = Special effects in Jurassic park

4 weeks stay in Switzerland + London + New Zealand
+ Canada = watch 4 minute song in Hindi movie

Ajay Devgan + cosmetic surgery + acting ability +
personality + own production company = Kajol

Rona dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your mum's favourite drama serials

Amitabh Bachchan - Mrityudaata + Kaun Banega crorepati = A SUPERSTAR

Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan = Abhishek Bachchan -Talent

Any actor + Any actress + many movies = David Dhawan

One smile + 32 teeth = Govinda

One person - shirt = Salman Khan

One person + straight hair + unstraight walk = Sanjay dutt

One hand + 10 kg weight = Sunny Deol

One engagement + Two weddings + Three wedding songs + Four hundred Relatives + A house bigger than Buckingham Palace = One Sooraj Barjataya Film



Posted on 7/17/2003 4:36:28 PM

nice work sweetie and welcome back good work keep it up lol

Posted on 7/17/2003 4:42:10 PM

lol thank u thank u.. and welcome back??? mae kahan gai thi jeee.. :p

kaisay ho f&f.. hows life?


Posted on 7/17/2003 4:45:48 PM

thanks sweetie jee aap naraz ho gayi thi

i am fine and life isnt so good for me aap kaysay hoo howz ur life

Posted on 7/17/2003 4:56:58 PM

mae naraz?? nai nai kis ne kaha.. aur kiyon naraz hoon gi?.. nope i aint naraz with anyone.. actually idhar aa kar mujhe acha lagta hae.. enjoy karti hoon.

and what happened.. kya hua hae.. why life isnt so good?.. batao batao.. tell tell.

Posted on 7/17/2003 5:02:09 PM

well i can speak out here so it will be better for me not to tell i am killing myself day by day

Posted on 7/17/2003 5:08:13 PM

WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT?????????????????

F&F WHAT R U SAYINGGGGGGGGG

KILLING URSELFF?????????????

OMG.. NOOOOO DONT.. THATS STUPID MAN


Posted on 7/17/2003 5:36:35 PM

f&f if u cant say anythign here.. pm me okie?.. but dont do that to urself.. life is so precious.


Posted on 7/17/2003 5:38:18 PM

huh is it precious noway

Posted on 7/17/2003 9:10:12 PM

hmmm.. f&f.. im waiting for ur reply.

jaldi karo naaa

aur haan. itne serious na hua karo.. bohot buray lagte ho [:p]

cheer up man

and be happy :)


Posted on 7/17/2003 9:43:29 PM

kooll....

Posted on 7/17/2003 9:54:45 PM

bohat lamba ha.....koi mujay per day

Posted on 7/18/2003 12:05:43 PM

isi liye mae kahti hoon k tumhe doobara se school admission le lena chahiye dossi.. dekho abhi tumhe read tak nahi karna aata.. agay kya hoga tumhara.. chu chu.


Posted on 7/20/2003 3:31:59 AM

quote:
Originally posted by mansoor ghouri

ha yar mujay bhi samej nahi aey



samaj too usay bhi nahi aii jiss nay yeh post kya ha[:P]

Posted on 7/20/2003 5:32:57 AM

main nay yeh kab kaha ha kay reah nahi kerna ata...wo too main baas thaka wa tha is lye:P

Posted on 7/20/2003 5:33:40 AM

yeah so so kar thakna nahi to aur kya hoga.. :p


Posted on 7/22/2003 3:23:27 AM

jab poora din kaam kerain too thak ker neend to a jati ha na:P
app ki taran thori hein kay subah 12 bajay uth ker khana khaya our phir so gye[:P]

Posted on 7/22/2003 10:27:31 AM

hehehe
i wish meri aisi life hoti. kitna acha hota. but aahhh.. never mind


Posted on 7/22/2003 10:24:26 PM

nice calculations sweetie ji

Posted on 7/22/2003 10:35:12 PM

sweetie jee hamari party (joji & fast) mae shamil ho jawoo to phir aram hi aram

Posted on 7/23/2003 9:51:57 AM

quote:
Originally posted by ffm

nice calculations sweetie ji



thanx kiddo :D


Posted on 7/23/2003 8:06:56 PM

quote:
Originally posted by the fast and the furious

sweetie jee hamari party (joji & fast) mae shamil ho jawoo to phir aram hi aram



lolzzzzzzz

ummmmmm

sochoon gi dekhoon gi phir kal parsoon boloon gi :D :D

wesaay wakai tum dono ko dekh kar lagta hae k tumhare to araam he araam hain [:p]

lucky guyz :D


Posted on 7/23/2003 8:14:45 PM

lolz......per agar sweetee hamari party main a gai too us ko to aram mil gye ga....per mera our fast ka aram hatam ho gye ga[:P]

Posted on 7/24/2003 3:06:11 AM

door nahi........bohat door rakhain gay....fiker noot...mujay JB kay members ki aram ki bohat fiker ha:P

Posted on 7/25/2003 12:01:10 PM

joji jaisi tumhari marzi mae to aik karki ko apni party mae lani ki sooch raha tha ki yaar khanna to banayi ghi sweetie ki anni se yea sahoulat to hum donno ko mill jati

Posted on 7/25/2003 11:54:00 PM

uff mutlabi F&F..sirf F&F mere dost joji ko bhi kharab kar rahe ho....[;)] baz ajao......!khudh khana banana sekho....!koi shweetie nai banaye gi!

Posted on 7/26/2003 10:03:30 AM

hoor jee aap kiyoo jalti hai hum aap ko nahi laney walli kiyoo joji sweetie he theekh hae

Posted on 7/26/2003 12:46:00 PM

oyeee i aint gonna make khana for no one.. so shush uppppppppppppp

im making pasta for myself.. heheheh

and for u all.. NOTHINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG :d

wesaay.. mujhe bohot dukh hua hae.. kisi ne mujhe miss nahi kiyaa.. :( :(


Posted on 7/28/2003 7:13:53 PM

are shweetie miss unhien kia jata hae jis bhulaya jaye..
n f&f me ne ane bhi nai ..

Posted on 7/28/2003 7:29:56 PM

jalni ki bhooo arahi hae n hoor waisea hum nea aap ko ane bhi nahi dena hai

Posted on 7/28/2003 10:47:07 PM

good calculation...

Posted on 8/12/2003 10:05:21 AM