INDIAN TITANIC



Have u ever heard of the INDIAN TITANIC? If not...here's the plot...



* There would b 10 times more people on the ship.

* There would b a song with Kate Winslet in a white sari singing in the rain.

* By the end of the movie, the hero would find his long lost mom,dad,sister and brother.

* It would be a seven and a half hour movie with 3 intervals.

* The movie would b called "Pyar kiya to marna kya."

* The hero,heroine,his mom,dad,sister and brother will float in the cold water 4 many days and yet       survive.The villain will drown within few seconds.

* The iceberg was sent by the heroine's father to teach a lesson to the hero.

* None of the poeple would float for long bcuz of the saris.

* The orchestra would play 'Jai Santoshi Maa' and ring 'Ghantees', and a ray of light would come and transport the musicians to another ship.

* And can u imagine how million times we would hear "Bachaooooooooooooo!"???



NATASHA